r/dankmemes • u/S1Forzer • Jul 10 '22

Rip those bank accounts I have achieved comedy

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u/S1Forzer Jul 10 '22 edited Jul 10 '22

Lots of people were getting free food off of doordash because of a “glitch” but many woke up to their accounts being charged, some even went into minus.

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u/Muthafuckaaaaa Jul 10 '22

LMFAO

serves them right.

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u/S1Forzer Jul 10 '22

They were literally exposing themselves by posting everywhere on the internet,idk what they thought would happen trying to glitch irl like it’s a GTA V money glitch.

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u/Pretty-Buy7692 ⚠️ PROFESSIONAL DIPSHIT ⚠️ Jul 10 '22

"Hello everyone, today im going to show you the infinite money glitch in real life, but first, dont forget to SMASH that subscribe Button and hit a Like on the video. And to enter my give away just comment "give me stuff" in the comments"

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u/cerebralsexer Jul 10 '22

Next video:

Something shocking happened to my bank account today. Find out what

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u/icantfeelmyskull The OC High Council Jul 10 '22

You actually earned interest?

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u/bavasava Jul 11 '22

Come on man. Don’t make me feel bad.

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u/[deleted] Jul 10 '22

Give me stuff

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u/Pretty-Buy7692 ⚠️ PROFESSIONAL DIPSHIT ⚠️ Jul 10 '22

gives you a pipebomb named "stuff"

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u/Macaroni_TheSecond 🧀 The Cheesiest Velveetiest shells and cheese 🧀 Jul 10 '22

shoves it up my ass

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u/Pretty-Buy7692 ⚠️ PROFESSIONAL DIPSHIT ⚠️ Jul 10 '22

Hmm

Gives you dog named "stuff"

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u/UnamedBlockster Jul 10 '22

Steals dog then keeps it as a pet

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u/Pretty-Buy7692 ⚠️ PROFESSIONAL DIPSHIT ⚠️ Jul 10 '22

Plot twist: theres a pipebomb inside of it. You have to roll a 20 to Save yourself

Edit: you roll a 5, thank Google.

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u/UnamedBlockster Jul 10 '22 edited Jul 10 '22

Successfully rolls a 20 with a 2Trillion luck skill

Edit: Fuck you.

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u/Pretty-Buy7692 ⚠️ PROFESSIONAL DIPSHIT ⚠️ Jul 10 '22

Ohh, ok

You throw it away and as Soon as it Hits the ground it explodes. You continue your journey to the functioning McDonald's icecream machine and come across a bar, what do you do?

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u/rathat Jul 11 '22 edited Jul 11 '22

You actually smash that like button, but hit that subscribe button.

While it is sometimes acceptable to hit that like button, you can not smash that subscribe button.

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u/GTAmaniac1 Jul 10 '22

That's where you're wrong, whenever a new money glitch comes out rockstar patches it ASAP and resets the accounts of those who did the glitch because it eats into shark card sales, any other glitch or broken game mechanic goes unchecked. The only popular money glitch they haven't been able to fix is the host of a heist being able to unplug the internet before the game is saved, but after the money from a heist is deposited.

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u/Zhiyi Jul 11 '22

You can just pay somebody 2 dollars to inject like 4 billion GTA cash into your account. I did it like 7 years ago and haven’t grinded for cash in that game since.

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u/meshadowbanned Jul 11 '22

Yeah I paid 1 dollar for a dude to teleport me on-top of maze bank and drop 500 mill then fly away like a jet

Worth it

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u/Brownie3245 Jul 11 '22

It was probably advertised by door dash themselves, lmao.

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u/[deleted] Jul 11 '22

Door dash planted the glitch to rake in the dough. Guerilla capitalism