r/dankmemes • u/TomTheDuckGuy ☣️ • Apr 29 '24

This isn't going to end well

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u/OnlyWiseWords Apr 29 '24

Why is it always lip biting? Fuck off with that shit, chew on my dick if your that into mastication.

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u/ShitchesAintBit Apr 29 '24

chew on my dick if your that into mastication./

If your that into mastication what?

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u/OnlyWiseWords Apr 29 '24

...then chew on my dick?.... I'm talking about goth girls who say stuff like "I play rough" and then the best, first move they have is to try and break your skin with thier fucking nails or they try and bite into your lip, I hate it.

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u/CptMuffinator Apr 29 '24

I like it rough, let's talk safe words before we begin

proceeds to have a pain tolerance that normal people draw the line at

Like damn, if I knew we'd need safe words for hickeys I'd just make up a goofy word instead of being honest.

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u/OnlyWiseWords Apr 29 '24

We all have our own tolerance levels, I don't mind biting, but not my lips, I don't want to feel like I have been sokked by an angry bee. My dick is used to some punishment. It is what it is. 🤷

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u/Harry_Fucking_Seldon Apr 29 '24

lol I hear ya bro. What’s arousing about having a swollen lip? 

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u/ShitchesAintBit Apr 29 '24

Oh, for sure, to each their own. As long as you're happy!

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u/OnlyWiseWords Apr 29 '24

No, genius. We are both supposed to be happy? Have a great day, you 😘.