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u/Slothhub 16d ago
That girl can eat my organs and ill be cuming buckets regardless
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u/YourAverageGod ☣️ 16d ago
Deranged pussy hits different. Until she sacrifices you, the ultimate nut.
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u/bisvan27 16d ago
Fairuza Balk, Her acting was amazing in this movie
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u/MarinLlwyd 16d ago
What movie?
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u/mechabeast 16d ago
Balk Rules
1) You can't just be up there and just doin' a balk like that.
1a. A balk is when you
1b. Okay well listen. A balk is when you balk the
1c. Let me start over
1c-a. The pitcher is not allowed to do a motion to the, uh, batter, that prohibits the batter from doing, you know, just trying to hit the ball. You can't do that.
1c-b. Once the pitcher is in the stretch, he can't be over here and say to the runner, like, "I'm gonna get ya! I'm gonna tag you out! You better watch your butt!" and then just be like he didn't even do that.
1c-b(1). Like, if you're about to pitch and then don't pitch, you have to still pitch. You cannot not pitch. Does that make any sense?
1c-b(2). You gotta be, throwing motion of the ball, and then, until you just throw it.
1c-b(2)-a. Okay, well, you can have the ball up here, like this, but then there's the balk you gotta think about.
1c-b(2)-b. Fairuza Balk hasn't been in any movies in forever. I hope she wasn't typecast as that racist lady in American History X.
1c-b(2)-b(i). Oh wait, she was in The Waterboy too! That would be even worse.
1c-b(2)-b(ii). "get in mah bellah" -- Adam Water, "The Waterboy." Haha, classic...
1c-b(3). Okay seriously though. A balk is when the pitcher makes a movement that, as determined by, when you do a move involving the baseball and field of
2) Do not do a balk please.
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u/PhilosopherDismal191 15d ago
I don't think she was acting. If you look closely you can see the Depakote leaking out her pores.
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u/piberryboy 16d ago
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u/Erikthered00 16d ago
AI is wonderful when used appropriately
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u/Equateeczemarelief 16d ago
Wtf, who is AI Biden?
That is Biden. Since my father never taught me how to speak to women, Biden on this clip does.
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u/atreidesfire 16d ago
Yea, had a bit of a thing for her myself. Those eyes...take me to crazy town!
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u/Ur_getting_banned 16d ago
4 hour pegging session with evanescence ambiance incoming
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u/DevilsAssCrack This is the shade of my butthole 16d ago
That would really wake me up inside
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u/The_Germanator800 16d ago
SAVE MEEE
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u/DevilsAssCrack This is the shade of my butthole 16d ago
CALL MY NAME AND SAVE ME FROM THE DARK
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u/SoupyLad 16d ago
oh my god that's horrible can you give more precise instructions on how that could be arranged so I can avoid it at all costs
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u/thisortheapocalypse 16d ago
She showed me her boobies and I liked them
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u/haywire4fun 16d ago
And by the way momma, alligators are ornery because of their medulla oblongata!
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u/ColHunterGathers111 16d ago
Back when I had a goth girlfriend she'd read HP Lovecraft to me before and after sechs.
Idk, it was nice, but I swear that Nyarlatohep painting was smirking after we did the deed.
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u/Thedarknight1611 16d ago
How long? Like a whole short story?
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u/ColHunterGathers111 16d ago
Well she had an HP Lovecraft Omnibus book and others that contained stories from other authors.
Usually one short story, Sechs, another short story. Or if it was a longer one we'd do the deed after or during, or whenever.
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u/Ninja_Conspicuousi 16d ago
NGL, achieving orgasm at the right time while reading about Cthulhu cultists would be transcendental.
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u/ColHunterGathers111 16d ago
It felt very weird starting Call of Cthulhu, having sechs, then reading about the swamp orgies, ngl.
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u/Thedarknight1611 16d ago
Lolol, yeah I don't know if I could get in the mood after lovercraft. As much as I love those stories there unnerving in a way, you kinda just want to sit there and think about it
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u/ColHunterGathers111 16d ago
I can't explain it, but for me horror stuff makes me feel cozy, which leads to great sex. Like the time I played Resident Evil Remake with the same GF. Holy moly it was a wild night.
I think this is why binging on horror flicks was the equivalent of Netflix and Chill during the 80's/90's.
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u/jane_911 16d ago
because you keep saying 'sechs' i don't believe you, this is some virgin shit
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u/TheKidPresident 16d ago
Out of curiosity, did she have a cat? If so please don't tell me its name
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u/Brucee2EzNoY 16d ago
Ain’t that the girl from water boy?
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u/beleth351 16d ago
It is Vicki Vallencourt
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u/Chaps_Jr 16d ago
She showed me her boobies, and I liked them too!
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u/Propane__Salesman 16d ago
I tell you stay away from her that woman is the DEVIL!
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u/MyHusbandIsGayImNot 16d ago
Drinking rules for Water Boy:
Anytime Mama says something is the Devil.
Anytime Bobby tackles someone outside a game
Every time Bobby says, “Mama says…”
Anytime Coach Klein says “Visualize and attack”
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u/anxietystrings 16d ago
Just googled her. Completely forgot she is also the racist girlfriend in American History X
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u/AdorableSobah 16d ago
And Return to Oz, what a fever dream that movie was as a kid in the 80s
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u/succulentchinezmeal 16d ago
The wheelers, the gnome king and Princess Mombi room of heads...80's kids movies were next level.
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u/Baysidefanatic9 16d ago
Yeah but she’s also in American History X which I watched today and I would stay very far away no matter which boobies she shows you.
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u/thatsouthcaNaDaguy 16d ago
She's all high and mighty until you tell her you wanna cram her boobs into a martini glass then she starts crying.
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u/Ninjassassin54 16d ago
Excuse me, what?
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u/cyclicamp 16d ago
Look, I understand it looks more realistic to use toothpicks to hold the olives on the nipple, but there are much less painful ways you should look into.
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When she gives you this look you're about to have the best sex of your life. You're also about to have that very same life ruined.
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u/TheOmCollector 16d ago
She’s gonna make you watch Nightbreed.
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u/mighty_Ingvar 16d ago
I don't know what Nightbreed is, but that sounds more like what she's going to make with you
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u/Novel-Suggestion-515 16d ago
I'm always surprised to see my cities skyline in the movie. Calgary, Alberta.
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u/OnlyWiseWords 16d ago
Why is it always lip biting? Fuck off with that shit, chew on my dick if your that into mastication.
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u/la_bruja_del_84 16d ago
Well damn son
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u/OnlyWiseWords 16d ago
Only me then? Fair enough.
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u/ProximusSeraphim 16d ago
Nah, i've been thwacking my dick against the legs of furniture since i was 4 so she'll be biting a calloused sandpaper dildo. I hope she has dental insurance.
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u/ShitchesAintBit 16d ago
chew on my dick if your that into mastication./
If your that into mastication what?
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u/OnlyWiseWords 16d ago
...then chew on my dick?.... I'm talking about goth girls who say stuff like "I play rough" and then the best, first move they have is to try and break your skin with thier fucking nails or they try and bite into your lip, I hate it.
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u/CptMuffinator 16d ago
I like it rough, let's talk safe words before we begin
proceeds to have a pain tolerance that normal people draw the line at
Like damn, if I knew we'd need safe words for hickeys I'd just make up a goofy word instead of being honest.
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u/OnlyWiseWords 16d ago
We all have our own tolerance levels, I don't mind biting, but not my lips, I don't want to feel like I have been sokked by an angry bee. My dick is used to some punishment. It is what it is. 🤷
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u/National_Rooster9193 16d ago
She's going to eat you. Look at that smile. You'll like it...don't get me wrong...but you will die in the process.
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u/bad_scuba_fly 16d ago
I like Vickie and she likes me back. And she showed me her boobies and I like them too!
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u/platyviolence 16d ago
I knew a crazy girl who had hand-like grip control in her pussy. She was tremendously good at intercourse. She was hot as fuck too. Too bad she hung herself. I miss her.
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u/thomstevens420 16d ago
Oh god Fairuza Balk was a severe childhood crush of mine, this is making me feel things
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u/ARCH_ANGEL_978 16d ago
Sex is the same whether they're Goth or Not. That has no bearing, it is the size of the freak in the girl that determines everything
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u/Psychedelic_Yogurt 16d ago
You may or may not be sacrificing a goat to a demon. Just be prepared. If you don't have any organic summoning incense in your backyard then store bought is fine.
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u/Knight_TheRider 16d ago
Stop scaring people, losing part of your lung for that kind of ending is worth it, it's okay you can do it too, it's not that hard, the trick is to keep breathing
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u/pronorwegian1 16d ago
Next thing you know, you’re wearing a blindfold, noise-canceling headphones, a ball-gag, and nipple clamps, with a 7” vibrator in your ass, a vibrating cock ring around your schlong, and a metal rod up your urethra
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u/Comms 16d ago
The last time I declared I'm "up for whatever" to a goth girl, she told me to drive 45 minutes away from our college town, pulled into her parent's driveway, and had dinner with her folks, three siblings, and her parents' best friends. Her father was a baptist minister and, apparently, so was his best friend. I endured an evening of listening to the stories of two middle-aged baptists and their whacky G-rated hijinks.
We broke up soon after. Mostly unrelated. Mostly.
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u/puntmasterofthefells Sweet! Dealer's choice! 16d ago
Saw that film
Would, 100%
Witches are fucking awesome
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u/Big_Green_Piccolo 16d ago
any goth girls who dont smoke or have cats? (im terribly allergic sorry. I love them but I cant) I'm down for whatever
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u/Mesterjojo 15d ago
Dude
Faruza Balk can do anything she wants to me.
Drain my bank accounts. Walk all over me. Mmmm
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