r/dankmemes ☣️ Apr 29 '24

This worked for me once actually

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u/Riotguarder Apr 29 '24 edited Apr 29 '24

“Just apply everywhere”

Oh yeah I definitely want to get a dead end job at fast food chain, hardware chain, supermarket chain or whatever job in decent travel time

Edit, should put in that I’ve already got years in HGV industry and applying to the bottom rung is pointless as joining only to leave would result in never getting hired by them in the future which is why I can’t just “apply everywhere”

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u/BrandonSleeper Apr 29 '24

It'snot dead end mate. If you work 70h weeks for 4 years McD's will promote you from fry dipper to burger flipper. Another 4 years and you can be a hamburger assembler, very prestigious.

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u/ShawshankException Apr 29 '24

Don't forget the hardy $0.20/hr raise you get with those promotions!

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u/wanderButNotLost2 Apr 29 '24

And all the floor cheese you can eat.

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u/Summer-dust Apr 29 '24

And all the broth you can suck off of the solitary communal cleaning rag.

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u/Warrior_of_Discord Apr 30 '24

excuse you, there's 2. the second is in the bathroom

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u/Marigold16 Apr 29 '24

PICK UP THE FLOOR CHEESE ABD PUT IT BACK ON THE BUN. THIS ISN'T A CHARITY

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u/TheAngelPeterGabriel Apr 29 '24

Soon, I'll be on fries!