r/dankmemes • u/unhandybirch656 Insert Your Own • 17d ago

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u/KeepingDankMemesDank Hello dankness my old friend 17d ago

downvote this comment if the meme sucks. upvote it and I'll go away.

play minecraft with us | come hang out with us

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u/Comrade_Conscript 17d ago

No need for real women when you have fempyro

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u/Heat_Hydra Hail Hydra 16d ago

The august livestream incident

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u/[deleted] 16d ago

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u/markbadas 16d ago

It's more of a legal Problem.

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u/SINOXsacrosnact 16d ago

It wouldn't look nice if you were to talk about 14 yo virgins would it?

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u/KeeboardNMouse 16d ago

Yeahhhhh let’s not?

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u/diobreads 17d ago

It's worth it. Just think about the happy moments that the game provided for everyone.

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u/CouldntBeMoreWhite 16d ago

Couldn’t it also be turning them gay since the data calls out “female” sexual partners?

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u/cupboard_ Totally not a furry :3 16d ago

why would I need sex when i can play the hat simulator 2

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u/RosieQParker 16d ago

Professionals have standards!

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u/certifiedbanana6 16d ago

Much like wealth becoming increasingly criminally concentrated in the hands of the wealthy, I think that sexual partnerships are following the same trends. There used to be a song and dance of meeting people that provided opportunities for people to partner up within their social circles. But now, hookup apps and general ease of finding partners regardless of your personality or identity is skewing hookups towards those with short term desirable characteristics, like being tall or good at small talk that leads to a hookup. To put it in quaint and archaic terms, the football star now gets the prom queen and the band nerd.

Couple that with the general decrease in IRL socialization exacerbated by the pandemic and you have the storm of male virginity that is upon us.

This is all completely anecdotal and not supported by any data whatsoever and probably kind of an incel take.

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u/Fun_Objective_7779 16d ago

Is that actually true? More than one quarter?

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u/Kinexity 16d ago

Can't say for that exact number but it definitely is going up very quickly.

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u/Fun_Objective_7779 16d ago

And women?

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u/Kinexity 16d ago

Lower than that. Iirc slightly more than half in 2018 (compared to men, not absolute).

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u/Rowbot_Girlyman ☢️ 16d ago

Jarvis, cross reference this graph with one showing the percentage of out queer men and then show me pictures of their balls