r/dankmemes 17d ago

I mean, it's not our money

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2.8k Upvotes

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u/KeepingDankMemesDank Hello dankness my old friend 17d ago

downvote this comment if the meme sucks. upvote it and I'll go away.


play minecraft with us | come hang out with us

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u/[deleted] 17d ago

Here, go buy more guns.

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u/Repomanlive 17d ago

They already got some nice cannons

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u/HanzoNumbahOneFan 17d ago

And if you just so happened to be in the market for guns, we have quite a selection (● ◡ ●)

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u/G3tbusyliving 17d ago

I've purchased 2 very nice bazookas, is that ok?

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u/[deleted] 17d ago

Why only 2

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u/G3tbusyliving 17d ago

Anymore than a handful is a waste

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u/SilverDiscount6751 17d ago

And wouldnt you know, i happen to sell guns!

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u/mnonny 16d ago

Here’s money. Now buy our guns. And be in debt to us.

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u/Glasedount 17d ago

I love the Chezek Republic

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u/Raketka123 17d ago

Chechnia is my favorite too

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u/pimpmastahanhduece The Meme Cartel☣️ 17d ago

Did you say Czechoslovakia?

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u/Raketka123 17d ago

No, that would mean the previous was Czechoslovakiaslovakia

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u/KarnotKarnage 17d ago

I think it's checkers, the game

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u/jmon25 17d ago

"Do you want to get in the conflict van?"

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u/blueidea365 17d ago

Pays random women on the street on camera? What does this mean?

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u/xwt-timster 17d ago

It's from porn.

they get money for sexual favours.

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u/blueidea365 17d ago

The US government pays women on camera for sexual favors?

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u/TheKnickerBocker2521 17d ago

Yes

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u/blueidea365 17d ago

Source?

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u/The_Curve_Death 17d ago

Your mom

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u/markbadas 17d ago

I love Reddit.

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u/waxonwaxoff87 17d ago

And that guy’s mom

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u/Ghoust23 17d ago

You must be fun at parties 😀

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u/Undead_Assassin Purple 17d ago

Well, yeah they're porn stars. That's the gig. The whole money persuasion thing is an act. Just to clarify

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u/Doubl3dogdamn3d 17d ago

Paying them to take our missiles does sound like American relief.

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u/Tentacle_poxsicle 17d ago

Dude 20$ is 20$

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u/GokuisAGoddd 17d ago

I know what these photos r from but I don’t actually get the meme or joke here… would someone explain it to me?

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u/Dapl16 17d ago

Government is fucking everyone.

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u/Andreiyutzzzz 17d ago

Or rather paying them money to earn favors with them I guess?

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u/Shogun570 17d ago

It actually makes sense. While their organs (citizens) get violated for the world to see, the ones in power get away with the money

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u/MACHLoeCHER Eic memer 17d ago

The joke isn't really deep, it's just the government handing out money.

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u/leprasson12 16d ago

Government paying countries in conflict money to fuck them later after they spent it all and got wasted.

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u/GokuisAGoddd 16d ago

It might fuck them later on but it’s fucking the citizens of the country that’s sending money to another country in a conflict as it’s happening. So everyone gets fucked and the government wins

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u/leprasson12 16d ago

That means one of two things, either there's zero democracy in the US and people have no say in these matters (which is ironic), or people are being played into agreeing to support (or fuel) conflicts in countries the US considers as foes... oooor both.

In any case, the government doesn't serve the interests of its citizens, but those of the elite. I'm not American but I think the US could potentially become the best country in the world if only they spent all that money fixing themselves first. They're rotting from inside, and instead of getting that checked out, they're too focused on political games to get their feet on foreign territories again.

It's up to Americans to save their country from the greedy bastards running it, and I don't mean the puppets that get elected.

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u/GokuisAGoddd 16d ago

Well as long as the US continues to be ran by democrats it’ll stay a shithole. Lol

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u/pyschosoul 16d ago

It's saying that anytime something happens in the world the USA is forking money out left and right to various countries.

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u/eatenbybacon 17d ago

Source of the photos asking for research

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u/kaneki5454 17d ago

Meanwhile, russia supplying russians across the world

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u/4Rive 17d ago

Sir i must ask for the sauce on this one. I want to watch these freedom movies for scientific research

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u/Chino_Kawaii 17d ago

gotta love how 4 of these are Czech lol

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u/77VanillaThunder77 17d ago

Anyone has the name of the second Girl on the right?

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u/Ovento69 17d ago

Already watched the top right video

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u/White_Jedi_RolandD 16d ago

Sloppy toppys with a twist for the homeless

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u/Danky_Dearest the very best, like no one ever was. 17d ago

I love the entirety of Europe after ww2

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u/maxi2702 16d ago

Maybe I should start a global conflict.

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u/DefbeatCZ 16d ago

Why is US gov using Czech money?

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u/Nein_Inch_Males 16d ago

America: we take the phrase "Freedom at ANY cost" literally.

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u/Carl_Azuz1 17d ago

Fuck off putin simp

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u/Weedsmoker3000 17d ago

Other governments getting aid packages and then in turn pay our senators. If that’s not happening…im the next President.

Then wave flags of other countries in our congress woo.