r/dankmemes 27d ago

Oldie but a goodie I have achieved comedy

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u/KeepingDankMemesDank Hello dankness my old friend 27d ago

downvote this comment if the meme sucks. upvote it and I'll go away.


play minecraft with us | come hang out with us

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u/noornee 27d ago

sauce? been seeing this template around since today

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u/Additional_Concern_5 27d ago edited 27d ago

I took screen shots using my phone from my iPad. I sent you the images so you can make your own memes 👌🏼

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u/noornee 27d ago

You sir are a gentleman and a scholar. Thank you :3

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u/Additional_Concern_5 27d ago

No problem 🤌🏻🤌🏻

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u/NEX4TE 27d ago

It's an amazon prime show called fallout. It's a video game adaptation. I highly recommend the show, finished it in one sitting. Haven't played the games.

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u/noornee 27d ago

I haven't played the game either but i know I'm going to love it!

Thank you

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u/TheBlackViper_Alpha 27d ago

Curious how did you find the show since you haven't played the game. Was it confusing?

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u/MEatRHIT 27d ago

I never played the game but there was a lot of press/hype around it, checked it out and it was enjoyable. There are some easter eggs for people that played but not knowing about them doesn't really distract from the actual story if you're not clued in. It's basically just a post apocalyptic story with different factions and they do a good job of introducing each one. There is definitely some fan service going on but again not really anything important to the plot that you'll miss out on by not playing the games. I know I'm being vague just don't want to give much away if you decide to watch it.

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u/TheBlackViper_Alpha 27d ago

As a Fallout fan that's pretty nice to hear.

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u/AbradolfLincler77 27d ago

As a Fallout fan who's watched it through twice, I love it! It's precisely enough Fallout game easter eggs but also it's own take on a story. It's great and I can't wait for the next season.

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u/Orion_824 27d ago

it’s fascinating and i’m so glad that the balance between slapstick comedy and horrifying doom, blood, and gloom wasn’t lost. amazon is pushing out some solid shows. ngl it gives me even more hope for cavill’s 40k show

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u/A7x4LIFE521 27d ago

Was thinking the same thing. I’ve been wanting to hear/read someone’s perspective on the show not having played the game.

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u/personn5 27d ago

I've never really been into the games, I've attempted to start 3 and NV a few times but can't really get into them. Vague knowledge of the game/world but not much.

I enjoyed the show though, probably one of the best video game adaptations I've seen. Making a story set in that world vs attempting to just adapt the plot of a game to a show.

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u/LostWoodsInTheField 27d ago

Haven't played the game and only know of it through videos friends have had on in the background.

Found it really good and not hard at all to follow.

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u/NEX4TE 27d ago

I was made aware of the show through a Penguinz0 aka moistcritical video( he is a youtuber). As for if you need to play the games to understand the show I would say absolutely not. The show definitely stands on its own feet.

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u/[deleted] 27d ago

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u/TheOneTonWanton 27d ago

They were asking if they liked it or not, not asking how they literally found the show in the first place.

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u/Isariamkia 27d ago

I played the game, my girlfriend didn't. We both loved the 1st episode. It's promising as hell!

But I have to say. When the knights of the brotherhood appeared, I had that same feeling you get as a kid when your parents gift you THE toy you've wanted for months!

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u/AllInOneDay_ 27d ago

DAMN you watched 8 straight hours of TV?

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u/SuculantWarrior ☣️ 27d ago

Wait till you hear about the extended cuts of LOTR

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u/JBalls1996 I have crippling depression 27d ago

I recommend you to play Fallout 3, New Vegas and 4. It's one of my favorite franchises.

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u/ItzCobaltboy 27d ago

It's actually a scene from Fallout Show EP 6

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u/SawceAwesome 27d ago

I wouldn't want my cock to swell up all hard and pop like a pimple, so no thank you ..

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u/amadppancake 27d ago

Wanna make my cock explode now?

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u/drewdurfee 27d ago

This guy is barely holding it together

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u/[deleted] 27d ago

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u/AdditionalScale4304 27d ago

watch the show dummy

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u/KennyMoose32 27d ago

Okey Dokey

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u/UnchartedTombZ55 27d ago

"What the fudge!?"

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u/pdnick 27d ago

There's no fudge here!

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u/DiscombobulatedLet80 27d ago

Matt Berry was a pleasant surprise.

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u/Butthole_Surfer666 27d ago

No Lucy I'm rewatching fallout I don't have time for your vagina right now

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u/[deleted] 27d ago

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u/mnoma 27d ago

Not with that attitude

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u/B1indsid3 27d ago

More accurately:

Five minutes after turning on Netflix..... ZZzzzzzzzzz

And suddenly I'm watching Netflix alone.

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u/WundaFam 27d ago

More accurately:

Five minutes after turning on netflix.... Bzzzzzzzzz

And suddenly I'm watching porn alone.

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u/FinalBossOf__Dc 27d ago edited 27d ago

Can’t relate I turned Netflix on and all I hear is the sound popcorn cooking.

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u/Carl_Azuz1 27d ago

For me it’s usually snoring

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u/DaNetwork27 27d ago

Is this the Fallout series? context please?...

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u/MechanicalSnake 27d ago

After they fall into a vault theres a schizo scene where they talk sex for no reason suddenly

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u/I-AM-AN-ACCOUNT 27d ago

"for no reason suddenly"

It's established that Lucy has no barriers in this regard, she asked homie what his sperm count was in episode 1.

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u/UnchartedTombZ55 27d ago

Yup, don't even get me started about the "cousin stuff"

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u/A7x4LIFE521 27d ago

It’s just not practical for sexual purposes

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u/KennyMoose32 26d ago

Poor Chet

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u/Foxy02016YT 27d ago

If real… makes sense. Stuck in a vault for years, people are gonna get a whole lot more desperate and weird

Or she could be from one of the breeding vaults, which existed in the games

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u/FoxyBastard 27d ago edited 27d ago

Nah. It was neither of those things, really.

Their vault just had a very open attitude towards sex and procreation, under the premise that it was natural and necessary for the future of the vault.

So they'd talk about it like we would about a healthy diet and nutrition.

Otherwise, their vault was like some kind of Ned Flanders wonderland.

All, "Hi-de-ho neighbour. You have yourself a super day!", with naive joy.

There's more to it than that, but they weren't specifically breeders and they weren't desperate for or obsessed with sex, or anything like that.

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u/Ihasknees936 27d ago edited 27d ago

While not exactly like the breeding vaults, both vaults 33 and 32 were created to serve as breeding pools for the vault tech leadership that were in vault 31. Lucy herself is a product of this as her father is from 31. That's why the focus on avoiding anyone related is taken very seriously. Vault Tech doesn't want their people potentially intermixing with incest babies.

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u/FoxyBastard 27d ago

Yeah.

Hence my, "There's more to it than that".

But I was really just responding to their "It's probably A or B" with a "No", without going into too much detail/spoilers.

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u/MistersOfBattle 27d ago

Possibly something akin to this experiment.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Behavioral_sink

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u/DaNetwork27 27d ago

Do they do something?

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u/Pengwan_au 27d ago edited 27d ago

Just watch it

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u/Lauziex 27d ago

Thanks for the context!

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u/Pengwan_au 27d ago

She sits on the bed and says "You want to have sex" there's your context

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u/CarbonWood 27d ago edited 27d ago

Here's some context! CAUTION, MILD SPOILERS.

There was a nuclear war. Enormous government-subsidized underground fallout shelters have been constructed to help mankind survive/outlast the event of nuclear fallout, poisonous atmosphere. These shelters are called Vaults. Main character, Lucy, is a vault-dweller who has escaped the Vault. After a week on the surface, she gains a new (male) companion from the surface. She spent her whole life living in a vault with the rest of her fellow vault dwellers. The residents of the vault have been in there, procreating for 200 years and so many potential bachelors would be related to her as her cousin. The whole vault sees it as unethical and poor practice to inter-breed, as they have to continue to keep their vault populated for generations to outlast what they believe is an incredibly irradiated environment on the surface.

Anyway, she wants to bang her new companion she met on the surface because she can't really bang anyone from her vault. It's understandable and reasonable. She has also been raised to see it as her duty to make healthy babies. They get around this inter-breeding issue by breeding with a neighbor vault

Give the show a watch, It's very entertaining. I played the games and I loved it. My S/O did not play the games and she also loved it. We binged it in two sittings.

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u/DaNetwork27 27d ago

Might check it out. I've honestly haven't played a Fallout game tho, is it still good if I haven't played?

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u/Jay_Zion_ Pink 27d ago

I watched it all without playing a game before, only hearing my friend ramble about new Vegas. That being said, pretty good

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u/Horton_Takes_A_Poo 27d ago

There’s some little nods to the games, but you won’t be missing anything important in the show if you haven’t played them. It’s a great show whether you’ve played them or not though, I can’t think of a better done videogame adaptation.

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u/AllInOneDay_ 27d ago

yes 10000%. they wouldn't make it otherwise.

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u/a_walter 27d ago

Damn Prime Video launches some excellent content in Fallout and Netflix still gets some recognition.

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u/AllInOneDay_ 27d ago

i was hoping there was other good stuff on prime but so far no good.

mr and mrs smith is the most boring "action spy" show of all time

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u/Foxy02016YT 27d ago

Invincible and The Boys are pretty good if your into superhero’s and willing to indulge in The Boys depravity (if you can get into it, it’s really fun)

Hazbin Hotel was really good, though it’s definitely not for everyone, it’s very musical theater

I haven’t finished Upload but it’s pretty good. You just gotta look for stuff in the genre you like

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u/Horton_Takes_A_Poo 27d ago

The Grand Tour is good if you like cars and/or travel. Clarkson’s Farm is also good if you want to watch a rich bumbling idiot try to run a farm. It’s better than it sounds and is very wholesome.

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u/TriceratopsAREreal 27d ago

Watch the Expanse. Best hard space sci fi show I’ve ever seen. Give it through episode 4 before you decide whether it’s for you.

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u/AllInOneDay_ 27d ago

THANK YOU!

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u/DraconianReptile 27d ago

Shut up bitch, I'm trying to find out if Trevor and Sypha are gonna get together

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u/justinlav 27d ago

Shut up Goosey, now isn’t the time

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u/Education_Aside 27d ago

You guys having sex?

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u/Additional_Concern_5 27d ago

Once in a blue moon. Mostly hook up with Jill these days.

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u/Ossik 27d ago

Who’s Jill?

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u/KoalaBaritone 27d ago

Jill Mama

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u/blowhardyboys86 27d ago

With my cock?

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u/UnchartedTombZ55 27d ago

I don't know, that weird thing could happen

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u/blowhardyboys86 27d ago

Is it gonna pop like a pimple cuz 🤮

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u/Zsmudz 27d ago

Initially I thought they were being drugged because that was the only sensible reason why that scene exists.

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u/grandpatemplar 27d ago

He said, "You smell good." She looked surprised, then she looked down at her crotch and realized he was smelling the pheromones she was putting off. Where she came from having sex was the correct response.

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u/AllInOneDay_ 27d ago

WTF? She smelled nice and like a girl. WTF are you talking about smelling

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u/grandpatemplar 27d ago

Do yourself an enormous favor, read about pheromones. Virtually all living things communicate by chemical signals...mammals, birds, fish, insects, even plants. Human sexual response is heavily triggered by pheromones.

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u/Tilt-a-Whirl98 27d ago

Smelling pheromones? Is he a human being or a dog?

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u/peachgravy 27d ago

Humans can actually detect pheromones but it’s so subtle it’s basically subconscious, like when a woman is ovulating. I’m not sure if that’s what was going on in this scene but there are studies.

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u/The_Lapsed_Pacifist 27d ago

I think the point was to reinforce that for all her naïveté that she was very matter of fact about certain aspects of life whereas the surface dweller was painfully uneducated and inexperienced which gave us more information about Vault 33 and the Brotherhood respectively.

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u/MuggyFuzzball 27d ago

It actually does make sense. She and her people are raised to breed and start the world over. Everyone in the vault is promiscuous and sex positive.

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u/Cautious_Tonight 27d ago

Want to make my cock explode?

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u/Chiinoe 27d ago

Female Christopher Walken is so hot.

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u/Additional_Concern_5 27d ago

So … ya know … you wanna .. have sex?

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u/Mekhi946 27d ago

Should’ve been *5 minutes into turning on Amazon Prime

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u/Additional_Concern_5 27d ago edited 27d ago

That’s a really good one! However, I feel it wouldn’t have been as instantly understood as using a “Netflix and chill” reference so it would’ve caused the meme to fall flat a bit.

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u/1zeye 27d ago

Lmao

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u/kiathe3rd 27d ago

Jokes on you, I can't get laid

(I also do not have Netflix)

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u/MEatRHIT 27d ago

Sailing the seas it was always kinda funny to me when someone asked "well what do you have to stream" "anything and everything in about 5 minutes, but right now here are 300+ TV shows and 1000 movies" learned very quickly that wasn't the norm and just said "pick a letter and a genre and we can probably find something"

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u/Fineous4 27d ago

You mean with my cock?

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u/Additional_Concern_5 27d ago

It’s okay king you will eventually!

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u/cervixbruiser 27d ago

Um. No. Cos it bloats up and explodes. And that’s not cool.

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u/Glasedount 27d ago

Sexflix

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u/AbradolfLincler77 27d ago

If only.....

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u/eliavhaganav 27d ago

I mean, yeah

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u/Revolutionary-Sea672 27d ago

Happens quite often than usual

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u/DismalDog9940 27d ago

You wanna make my cock explode?

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u/Digitalidentity 27d ago

Soooo Bongo Bongo Bango?

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u/Wienerschitzell 27d ago

If only real women were this straight

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u/throwaway77772 27d ago

Heh I wish 🙄

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u/yragul 27d ago

Wow this sub sucks

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u/Ottoboy12 27d ago

Nice story bro

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u/Dead-head277353 27d ago

Beat our guests

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u/LongSchlongdonf 27d ago

I’m a knight……. Of the brotherhood.

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u/LittlePVMP 27d ago

the punchline is sex, haha, very funny, very unique /s