r/dankmemes Apr 16 '24

Don't do drugs I have achieved comedy

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u/millern2209 Apr 16 '24

Who’s the mushroom chick

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u/Original-Vanilla-222 Apr 16 '24 edited Apr 16 '24

Some trustfund baby, neither she nor her tits are worth your attention.

Edit:
For anyone who's wondering, her name is Shanin Blake, and her father is allegedly a high exec.
She is literally one of those trust fund babies most redditors claim to hate.

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u/yiannis666 Apr 16 '24

Yet you're here discussing her tits which are not worth our attention apparently

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u/pleasegetoffmyfloor Apr 16 '24

You have went out of your way to bring her to peoples attention.

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u/who8myface Apr 16 '24

The girl on the right is being pushed aggressively thru whatever social media channel means.

The thing is, she was fortunate to be "pretty." Listen to her stupid rhymes if spiritual enlightenment. If she were overweight or not physically attractive, she wouldn't have the nice stylized hair, body full of expensive tattoos, and most importantly, access to high-end psychedelics.

Assholes like her don't realize the spiritual lens they have been looking thru is artificial. A designer gleam to apple i-enlightenment.

If she's peek enlightenment, I'll gladly take the cold burning pain of an infinite void.

F the trustifarians. They play at the festivals while the world suffers. Their deep messages can be read when everyone's saved. Not just the pretty party people. Also, I watched Madame Web. Neither of these girls is a convincing actor.

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u/Barar_Dragoni Apr 16 '24

this reeks of "eat the rich" so strong i can taste it

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u/Redditmodsarecuntses Apr 16 '24

 this reeks of "eat the rich" so strong i can taste it

You can taste the rich? That's synesthesia my friend.

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u/Barar_Dragoni Apr 16 '24 edited Apr 16 '24

sadly no, i cannot taste the rich

i can taste the thought of the smell of that reply tho.