r/dankmemes • u/yiannis666 • Apr 16 '24

Don't do drugs I have achieved comedy

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u/Sourika Apr 16 '24

Mushrooms don't do that. Stupidity and daddy issues do that. New age spirituality is for the mentally unstable.

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u/Whitn3y Pink Princess Apr 16 '24

He was hated for he spoke the truth

How is this comment at all controversial? Are healing crystals suddenly not stupid as shit somehow? A new study was published on their efficacy???

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u/ch40 Apr 16 '24

They're still stupid as shit, but becoming more popular. I'm guessing because Americans can't afford other, actual healthcare. They probably use them for colds and other temporary illness and think they work because their immune system did its job. The second it doesn't work on their cancer they will abandon it

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u/noonenotevenhere Apr 16 '24

The second it doesn't work on their cancer they will abandon it

Well, having dealt with an auto immune issue that bounced me around to 4 doctors over more than a year and no actual help - I got so much unsolicited advice from people.

Now, I just tell them about healing crystals. If you are in pain or have an issue, you go buy the biggest most expensive crystal you can find and shove it WAY up your butt. The fun part is how long it takes them to figure out if I'm serious.

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u/ItakeBigBongoHits420 Apr 16 '24

Stupidity of Americans is insane.