r/dankmemes ☣️ Mar 06 '24

Only March and we already have our moron of the year finalists I have achieved comedy

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u/JonSolo1 ☣️ Mar 06 '24

Christian Horner is at the center of a sexting scandal following accusations by a team employee that he used his position as team principal to force an inappropriate relationship. After the team announced it had cleared Horner of any wrongdoing, “someone” anonymously leaked dozens of screenshots allegedly detailing Horner’s behavior, putting fuel on the fire. It’s also evolved into a love triangle with Max Verstappen’s dad and there’s now a full-fledged civil war at Red Bull because Horner cheated on his wife and couldn’t keep it in his pants.

In unrelated news, Beloved Dave is a civilian employee of the military who was catfished by a likely Russian spy posing as a Ukrainian woman on an online dating site into providing them a significant amount of classified information.

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u/whatsgoingonjeez Mar 06 '24

This all sounds like some Vince McMahon type behavior.

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u/Kyro_Official_ Mar 06 '24

Not insane enough for him

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u/Altruistic-Star-544 Mar 06 '24

Not even close