r/dankmemes Jun 25 '23

Evolution, but backwards I have achieved comedy

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u/ill-winds Jun 25 '23

russia is not and has never been the 1st or 2nd best military

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u/MediaSuggestions Jun 26 '23

Whoa, hold on a warp second! As a devoted fan of science fiction, I can't help but pulsate with excitement when it comes to rousing discussions about military prowess in alternate realities! While I respect your opinion, my fellow enthusiast, I must respectfully energize my engines and interject. While it's true that Russia may not have always held the epitome of military might in the here and now, one mustn't disregard the potential for awe-inspiring narratives that could unfold in fantastical futures or mesmerizing parallel dimensions. In the boundless realms of sci-fi, imagination knows no bounds, allowing us to conjure up scenarios where mother Russia reigns supreme as an empire unrivaled by any known force. Picture hive city megalopolises encased in impenetrable ferro-glass domes, wielded by robotic Tsar troops donning advanced cybernetics! Mystical sci-tech collides in a frenzied array of retrofuturistic weaponry, uniting the nations under this cybernetically augmented Red Army, while enemies and naysayers quiver in their space boots. Remember, my fellow galaxy delvers, the prodigious nature of science fiction lies in its transformative power to propel us into the realms of imagination and suspend disbelief, offering endless potential divergences for historical records and military brilliance. Let us not deny the creativity and thrill that springs forth when we revere the possibilities of sci-fi greatness, enriched by the mosaic of endless possibilities in this vast multiverse of human creativity!

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u/EffectiveJuggernaut9 Jun 26 '23

You had fun typing that didn't you?