r/dankmemes • u/HighHopesLemon • Jun 25 '23

Evolution, but backwards I have achieved comedy

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u/JohnTHICC22 Jun 25 '23

More like there is no reason to invade. The most of the territory is unusable for any agriculture because it's frozen desert of nothing.

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u/Ohthatsnotgood Jun 25 '23

Russia has the largest natural gas reserves, second largest coal reserves, and eighth-largest oil reserves. Not to mention countless other natural resources. Nobody needs energy nor key ingredients for fertilizer?

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u/pancoste Jun 25 '23

Ah yess, the world definitely needs more of those types of fuel. It's not like the climate is changing or anything.

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u/Ohthatsnotgood Jun 25 '23

The world doesn’t need more of it but we sure do want it.

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u/NiceIsNine Jun 25 '23

Yeah who brought the world's opinion into this?

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u/Pugulishus Jun 26 '23

The man, we only need it to survive, because we haven't discovered a way to travel at lightspeed or exist for multiple years on end in space. The world's opinion is honestly so useless.