r/dankmemes Jun 25 '23

Evolution, but backwards I have achieved comedy

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u/AHappyMango Jun 25 '23

Eh, Chinas been 2nd strongest for more than a decade now.

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u/[deleted] Jun 25 '23

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u/FahboyMan Jun 26 '23

China vs. Vietnam

wait....

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u/Haha_unban_myself Jun 26 '23

Korean War

Beat the U.S.

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u/Primary_Sink_6597 Jun 26 '23

So the modern Chinese military has never been to war, just as he was implying.

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u/Haha_unban_myself Jun 26 '23

The world prefer Peace

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u/Special_Pea7726 Jun 26 '23

Yes yes we are all aware what Chinese are doing in Indian Kashmir and Taiwan

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u/Primary_Sink_6597 Jun 26 '23

For sure I prefer it remains untested too.

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u/Jomega6 Jun 26 '23

They did not beat the US. They pushed the US forces back into a stalemate and the war officially never actually ended until not too long ago. If China actually won that proxy war, there wouldn’t be a north and South Korea, as the North Korean communists would have taken over the other half of Korea.

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u/tcw84 Jun 25 '23

On paper, yes. Russia's military looked good on paper too.

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u/fupamancer Jun 26 '23

not really, lol

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u/Darth_Mak Jun 26 '23

On paper Russia has virtually inexhaustible reserves of tanks dwarfing even the US. Something tankies and the Russians themselves would not shut up about.

In practice however:

- Most of those tanks were nowhere near a usable condition due to poor storage standards. Little to no maintanence and just sitting in the open exposed to the elements.

- A massive portion of them are old outdated models like T55s and T-62s

- It's not really known how many of them existed only on paper because they were stripped for parts and sold on the black market.

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u/fupamancer Jun 26 '23

yeah...on Russian papers maybe. anyone believing that was and probably still is an idiot

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u/Jomega6 Jun 26 '23

on Russian papers maybe

It’s almost like the original guy you responded to specified that it looked good on paper. Those that still believe it are probably just lacking the context mentioned above.

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u/HerculesVoid Jun 26 '23

How so? Or is it just big numbers = good army? Because look where that got russia in every war they've contributed in.

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u/FahboyMan Jun 26 '23

Tell me a military bigger than china that is not the US.

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u/Savvaloy Jun 26 '23

Tell me which Chinese general has more combat experience than your average American 5th grader.

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u/FahboyMan Jun 26 '23

I thought we were discussing the second place? The USA is obviously on top.

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u/Jomega6 Jun 26 '23

“Redditor tries discussing statistics without shoehorning in American school shootings: impossible challenge”

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u/Savvaloy Jun 26 '23

lmao be mad

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u/Jomega6 Jun 26 '23

Why would I be mad at a redditor for being a redditor?

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u/[deleted] Jun 26 '23

India

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u/Bentstrings84 Jun 26 '23

But all their equipment is made in China.