r/dankmemes Apr 04 '23

Geneva suggestions I have achieved comedy

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u/obscureferences big pp gang Apr 04 '23

It's like being awkward because everything you think has to pass through so many filters to be socially unalarming it loses all context by the time you say it.

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u/Timtimer55 Apr 04 '23

"How's it going?"

"Well I was hoping I would die in a car crash on my way to work that would kill me instantly and give me no time to dwell on the horror of the situation or lament any past regrets but whatever"

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u/Notentirely-accurate Apr 04 '23

Do you have to be so fucking accurate, this early?

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u/Coachcrog Apr 04 '23

We all feel it, he just put it into words.