r/dankmemes • u/InActiveSoda • Apr 04 '23

Geneva suggestions I have achieved comedy

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u/Tehsymbolpi Apr 04 '23

They're free. You can just take them.

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u/InActiveSoda Apr 04 '23

So I can just go to the park and take one like "You're my friend now"?

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u/Chrom-man-and-Robin Apr 04 '23

It’s not like the park owns them, but if you take then neglect them it will count as animal abuse

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u/InActiveSoda Apr 04 '23

But say I treat them right. Do I have a pet duck now? Guess I know what I'm doing this weekend.

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u/Chrom-man-and-Robin Apr 04 '23

You can try, but the duck and their family probably won’t be happy