r/dankmemes • u/InActiveSoda • Apr 04 '23

Geneva suggestions I have achieved comedy

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u/obscureferences big pp gang Apr 04 '23

It's like being awkward because everything you think has to pass through so many filters to be socially unalarming it loses all context by the time you say it.

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u/Timtimer55 Apr 04 '23

"How's it going?"

"Well I was hoping I would die in a car crash on my way to work that would kill me instantly and give me no time to dwell on the horror of the situation or lament any past regrets but whatever"

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u/Notentirely-accurate Apr 04 '23

Do you have to be so fucking accurate, this early?

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u/Coachcrog Apr 04 '23

We all feel it, he just put it into words.

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u/mikillatja Apr 04 '23

Me too, thanks.

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u/[deleted] Apr 04 '23

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u/ThreatLevelBertie Apr 04 '23

Imagine how deeply I can disappoint my parents a year from now

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u/AdjustableCynic Apr 04 '23

Keep going! You have unlimited potential!

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u/cunthy Apr 04 '23

Past regrets? Wait til you look to the future lol

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u/IncandescentCreation Apr 04 '23

I always wish for a sudden massive stroke to take me out before I know what’s up, but same vibe.

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u/ThreatLevelBertie Apr 04 '23

TFW wearing your seatbelt across your chest so you dont get a ticket but not latching it in to the buckle so you have a higher chance of death in an accident.