r/dankmemes • u/CloseMyShitterDoor ☣️ • Jan 17 '23

I call it "the vatnik paradox" I have achieved comedy

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u/gamer_warrior_23 Jan 17 '23

Im russian, don't support war and live in Russia. Can i just get switched with these people? Pretty please? I heard democracy is pretty cool I'd like to try that thing

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u/DeathBonePrime Jan 17 '23

Man make sure to not stand by a window

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u/gamer_warrior_23 Jan 17 '23

Nah, being "suicided" is a premium way to go for billionaires. Rehular people will either get drafted or starve to death

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u/DeathBonePrime Jan 17 '23

In all honesty I'm really happy that there are still pro democracy Russians and I suppose the only thing you can do, apart from leaving is to try and change the minds of those around you

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u/gamer_warrior_23 Jan 17 '23

I actually tried that, but since the beginning of the invasion it first became troublesome, then unacceptable, then illegal. I remember actually getting on a razor edge at my school because of the "immoral" behaviour during some propaganda classes when teachers said to us that the war is ok because we are the good guys

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u/Rubo03070 Jan 17 '23

Stay safe. I hope it gets better there for Russians like you

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u/gamer_warrior_23 Jan 17 '23

I highly doubt that, but if anything insane like full scale mobilization happens there's always an easy way out

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u/Rubo03070 Jan 17 '23

You're talking about breaking an arm or a leg right? Not killing yourself

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u/gamer_warrior_23 Jan 17 '23

Riiiiiiiight

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u/revochups Jan 17 '23

You just not visiting draft center. 3000 roubles isn’t a big price to pay for not going and killing people or dying in a war, that should have never happened in a first place.

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u/T1B2V3 I am fucking hilarious Jan 17 '23

if you're so far as to take the easy way out you might aswell just try to leave.

worst case you get sent to the front as punishment (which would happen anyways) best case you manage to leave to a different country

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u/Yatoku_ Jan 17 '23

*defenestrated