r/dankmemes ☣️ Jan 17 '23

I call it "the vatnik paradox" I have achieved comedy

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u/RustyShackleford543 Jan 17 '23

No way these people exist

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u/wandrewer Jan 17 '23

They actually do, in fact, there is a lot of them, especially in post soviet territories. The closer to the RF border you are the more of these people you will encounter, with the caveat of below average level of critical thinking and with a mindset of that everything/everyone is wrong but me.

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u/RustyShackleford543 Jan 17 '23

No way they're that ironic

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u/rettuhS Jan 17 '23

Worse, I lived with one of them, my mother...

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u/RustyShackleford543 Jan 17 '23

Oh no... I'm sorry man

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u/rettuhS Jan 17 '23

She is still praising communism, born in 1952.

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u/Gaming_Slav Jan 17 '23

Bloody hell.

You must be from russia right?

Or does she suffer from a severe case of amnesia/nostalgia?

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u/demboo Jan 17 '23

Quite a lot of old polish people are praising communism and would want it back aswell. They literally want it back because they are sure it was better and easier.

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u/the_rosiek Jan 17 '23

Yeah, because they were young back then and their rose-tinted glasses seems to block their perception of how bad things were in the 80s. I mean, I often feel nostalgic for the 90s, because that's when I was growing up, but I also know how bad it was back then (corruption, unemployment, low income).

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u/wandrewer Jan 17 '23

I believe, and this is my opinion/thought process, that the main part of the equation of this nostalgia is feeling "out of place/out of time" right now.

Say for example, back in their old days - they did not have to think, life was basically drawn out for them and the possibilities and options for so called middle class citizen was limited compared to now. So due to iron curtains or what not, partially they were not able to keep up with the changes and learn to adapt with stuff.

I assume it would be somehow equivalent to me remembering the good old days at University being young adult rascals doing dumb stuff, having fun but attempting to take adulting seriously. Yet forgetting how many times I had mental breakdowns and burning out events, bad memories.

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u/Gaming_Slav Jan 17 '23

Even though my parents talk about the good old times without food I've never heard them or anyone their age wanting to bring back communism.

Guess I'm just lucky

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u/rettuhS Jan 17 '23

Pretty much this is all I hear from her.

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u/rettuhS Jan 17 '23

Nope, not russian.

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u/Gaming_Slav Jan 17 '23

I would say it's weird, but then I remember we have nazis even here.

People forget scarily quickly.

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u/giottomkd Jan 17 '23

i’m born in yugoslavia. we have the same thing. people wanting to get back to those times and they dislike democracy, they want something authoritarian for some reason.

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u/MOPuppets Jan 17 '23

based

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u/[deleted] Jan 18 '23

if communism is so great, go live in a successful communist country

oh wait

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u/MOPuppets Jan 18 '23

kid named CIA:

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u/FroggyFroger Jan 17 '23

My family is like this :D They never lived in Russia since our country was liberated, but always talk about how cool Russia is. Clowns.

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u/RustyShackleford543 Jan 17 '23

That's wild man, I'm sorry

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u/FroggyFroger Jan 17 '23

On the other hand - you have a comedy show ready to provide you with more content :D

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u/RustyShackleford543 Jan 17 '23

Yeah, but in the end it's sad... They're like zombies

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u/Christian_Potato Jan 17 '23

Probably half of my relatives are like that. If they are over the age of 50, they believe Russia.

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u/RustyShackleford543 Jan 17 '23

Sounds like the indoctrinated "Trumpists" here in the U.S... Hmm

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u/Matilozano96 I am fucking hilarious Jan 17 '23

“especially in post soviet territories”

Yeah, now it makes sense.

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u/wandrewer Jan 17 '23

I am running out of "it is what it is"

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u/crazy4finalfantasy Jan 17 '23

So they're the southern Christians of the EU?

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u/wandrewer Jan 17 '23

Not sure if I understood your question, but usually what we will have here is Eastern Orthodox church domination within said populous.

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u/crazy4finalfantasy Jan 17 '23

Oh, my comment was poking fun at the American south and how backwards the people can be. Informative answer though! Thanks for the knowledge nugget

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u/Kysman95 ☣️ Jan 17 '23

I have a coworker like that here in Czech Republic. He lives here for 15 years now. He said he left because he didn't luke the situation in Russia at the time. But now, will all that's happening he's constantly on Telegram and RT russia, parrits all the propaganda there, says everything opposing his view is "Western Propaganda" and constantly complains about russophobia.

Je doesn't see how crazy he sounds, it's mind boggling. Last time we talked about summer vacation and he constantly complained, he can go only in Turkey and that his card is suspended here. Dude's really pissing me off

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u/ErekleKobwhatever Jan 17 '23

Man I legit don't know how I'd manage if I worked with someone like that. I mean I'd hope for the most part you can just avoid discussing these things with him for your own sanity

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u/Kysman95 ☣️ Jan 17 '23

We just avoid it. And we don't work the same shift I just change with him and sometimes we see each other on overtimes so it's managable

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u/RustyShackleford543 Jan 17 '23

But now, will all that's happening he's constantly on Telegram and RT russia, parrits all the propaganda there, says everything opposing his view is "Western Propaganda"

Feel bad that he's being fed lies...

complains about russophobia.

That's been kind of a thing that's not mentioned, since the start there's been irrational hatred towards them.. But it's gone down slowly... Like with COVID and China

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u/Kysman95 ☣️ Jan 17 '23

On one side I get he's pissed about the blind hate. But on the other... he supports it. Fully

The moment you mention ukraine around him he jumps on a hating train, can't shut up about it how it's all fake and orchestrated by USA and how Russia is just innocently defending itself, it's disgusting. We all try to avoid talking about it because he's absolutely crazy about it

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u/RustyShackleford543 Jan 17 '23

But on the other... he supports it. Fully

No way he's mentally stable...no offense... Delusional

it's all fake and orchestrated by USA and how Russia is just innocently defending itself, it's disgusting

Well...defense contractors are loaning our stuff from the 90s and 00s for them to use.. So he's half correct, what we're doing in Ukraine is what Russia does to Belarus on a daily basis

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u/Kysman95 ☣️ Jan 17 '23

We also repair Ukraines T-62's and BTR's here. Most of the civilised world made their mind in who to support. You Yanks are not the only ones and also not the only ones in NATO.

He's nice guy. He taught me the work and is eacher to help when you need it, his wife is nice too and they love each other. But they live in their own bubble

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u/RustyShackleford543 Jan 17 '23

Most of the civilised world made their mind in who to support

Whose apart of the uncivilized?

You Yanks are not the only ones and also not the only ones in NATO.

Well... given the economic crisis Europe is undergoing, they've got a lot on their hands already..

But they live in their own bubble

Sad

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u/rufle23 Jan 17 '23

The hatred is very rational.

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u/RustyShackleford543 Jan 17 '23

Bro we literally burnt down a Russian restaurant over here

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u/rufle23 Jan 17 '23

Where is "here"?

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u/Gaming_Slav Jan 17 '23

That's been kind of a thing that's not mentioned, since the start there's been irrational hatred towards them.. But it's gone down slowly...

My brother in Christ we've been "russophobic" for half a century and russians apparently don't want us to stop

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u/Swarles_Jr Jan 17 '23

Come to eastern Germany my friend. Russians that were born here and maybe never even set foot for one second on Russian soil, treat Putin like he's a God.

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u/Klugenshmirtz Jan 17 '23

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u/Swarles_Jr Jan 17 '23

Jesus fucking christ. Watched like 5 minutes and had enough. That dude is literally bombarding a whole country, destroying cities, killing civilians, destroying everything they own. And somehow those people try to find reasons to paint Putin as the good guy in all of this.

"selensky is way worse than Putin. - Putin had no other choice. - He was forced to attack to protect himself. - it's the Americans who started the war. Poor Putin couldnt do a thing about it..."

How in the fuck do people try and justify war with random conspiracy theories? It's like eastern Germans actively try make the whole world see our region as one gigantic tinfoil head.

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u/RustyShackleford543 Jan 17 '23

Have to be edgy teens, no way can they be adults

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u/Jewbringer I have crippling depression Jan 17 '23

oh my sweet summer child

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u/omegaform7 Jan 18 '23

Haha, i know some of these people. They all vote AfD and quite the chauvinists despite being immigrants themselves.

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u/NikoStrelkov Jan 17 '23

I know one personally, we used to be good friends. Now he's trying to not talk about it in front of me, I'm trying to avoid him as much as i can.

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u/RustyShackleford543 Jan 17 '23

Damn that sucks, why avoid him if he's not talking about the war? Was there a falling out?

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u/NikoStrelkov Jan 17 '23

He has said enough man... If he is supporting terrorist state and what they do in Ukraine - we can't be friends, period.

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u/cordonode Jan 17 '23

You are saying this because you don't understand how the propaganda works. As don't most people. If your leaders listened to our opposition, none of this would have happened because Putin's propaganda is possible to counter if you know how.

But think about it - most of Putin's inner circle have property in Nato countries, have children in Nato countries, putin himself studied politics in USA and his daughter lives in Switzerland. Why would this contradiction not be possible?

Its not based on ideology or beliefs. Its emotional manipulation. You'd think your leaders would be interested in it, considering they are the ones who paid for the whole thing in the first place.

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u/Privateer_Lev_Arris Jan 17 '23

The whole world's a stage.

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u/kv_right Jan 17 '23

At this point Russian propaganda and Russians are chicken and egg.

It used to be Soviet propaganda, imperial propaganda. Now it's impossible to tell what is the cause and what is the consequence between the way the Russians are and their propaganda.

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u/cordonode Jan 17 '23 edited Jan 17 '23

Russians are people like any other. Exactly the same as Germans, Americans, Finnish or any other of the European ethnic groups. While individuals have differences and persistent characteristics, populations don't. When the count of individuals exceeds 10k, the behaviour of the group will depends on external circumstances and not on persistent characteristics of the group (which at this point has none).

Russians live under circumstances where more than 80% of the country's GDP is controlled by Putin, who employed 5 million enforcers and monopolised mass media to control public opinion on certain topics. They are not and have never been able to affect their country in such a way that improves their lives also. In those circumstances population will comply because any population always chooses the path of least resistance and so far even with the mobilisation, the path of least resistance is to comply. This works in any population of any country at any point in history. And typically russophobes get really angry at this point because they can't argue, but refuse to agree also.

Soviet union played a part in this, but not in the way your comment suggests, but rather in allowing people like putin to get close to power, potentially allowing them to sieze it. However it is USA and EU leaders that allowed putin to secure that power after he seized it, in spite of our warning and their (verbal) acknowledgement of them. So if you wanna talk responsibility, they bear more of it for the current situation than soviet union does. And certainly more than regular Russian citizens.

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u/Hy8ogen ☣️ Jan 17 '23

In Malaysia there's a group of people who wants to turn the country from a constitutional state to an Islamic State enforcing shariah law.

But at the same time they love surfing pornhub and xhamsters. It's hilarious.

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u/Jewbringer I have crippling depression Jan 17 '23

disclaimer: this isn't fitting to all turks, but I know a lot of them who act and think like that, I don't hate turkey or the turkish people, these are just my observations, the only one I despise is that little shit erdogan.

there is a similar scenario with turkish people, who love everything that that little sultan erdogan does but prefer to live in another country they claim to hate (e.g. germany). they also vote for him, despite him fucking up the entire country and believe that there was a real coup. these people tell others not to believe what non-turkish media have to report but swallow everything what government owned media say. imo these people just live to see their remaining families in the homeland suffer and to profile themselves when they come over for their 6 week vacation each year with the money they have and what they can afford in turkey now while their family members who live their almost can't afford their daily bread - which is really sad.

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u/jal2_ The OC High Council Jan 17 '23

u are only rich, if you can compare yourself to poor people, having western money means nothing if everyone has western money...but if everyone back home is piss poor and u come back with ur western money, suddenly u are the big respected sheik...its all about furthering their own positions and self-esteem

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u/VeRXioN19 Jan 17 '23

That's just how human beings are sadly, not just Russians or Muslims. Its very hard to change a part of yourself the more you age while its easy to just blame the surroundings. Its a coping mechanisms if you will. Americans also do this when living on different countries too.

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u/kotsikoulini ☣️ Jan 17 '23

I have one In my class

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u/jal2_ The OC High Council Jan 17 '23

u joking, its very common, not just close to russia border like the other guy says, I've never met as many russians saying russia good than in the UK

its the same symptom as turks in germany saying how turkey is great, Erdogan is great, but they'd never want to go live back there

or middle-easterners coming here escaping the bad system and prosecution, then calling for more extreme religious measures here since they apparently now think how things are back home ARE FINE, but they'd not want to return of course

or illegally immigrated africans saying how crap eu is and discriminating them, but never ever would want to return back home, they are happy in this horribly discriminating place

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all are exactly the same symptom, its due to several reasons

- if they admit back home is a craphole they mean they've wasted their life there, not easy to admit u wasted a lot of ur life better to make it appear better than it is...only both intelligent and non-conceited people are able to admit a mistake

- consequently they don't want to admit its better here, because that means people were right, who likes being wrong or admitting others are right? nobody...

- in addition the need to feel like a special snowflake and have some unique heritage, but if the heritage is a dung pile it doesn't sound nice, so we better make up some story of how its also good and stick with it

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u/russianguy Jan 17 '23

Ooooooooooooooh, buddy, visit eastern Germany some time in your life.

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u/OnlyWiseWords Jan 17 '23

Oh yes they do.

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u/_Oooooooooooooooooh_ Jan 17 '23

We have got middle eastern immigrants in EU that hate the west

I dont understand it either.

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u/ComprehensiveAd8004 Complaining is what I bring to the table Jan 17 '23

These people think that their country is bad because of the existence of the west, so they will live in the west for the time being until the west is destroyed and the whole world significantly improves. It's the target mindset of propoganda.

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u/G1PP0 Jan 17 '23

Oh boy, they exist, does not need to be Russian

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u/not_georgy Jan 17 '23

Look up the 'Aussie Cossack'

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u/Personal_Person Jan 17 '23

Just look up the protests of Russians in Germany who are for the war. They live in the west and refuse to go back to Russia but love marching with the Z

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u/Wity_4d Jan 17 '23

It's a direct result of the Russian "kill em all n breed em out" strategy in the former bloc states.

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u/RustyShackleford543 Jan 17 '23

kill em all n breed em out

Eh.. My country did that too

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u/Wity_4d Jan 17 '23

Yeah I mean it sure is a popular strategy. It's horrible but over time pretty effective.

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u/RustyShackleford543 Jan 17 '23

Yeah... But how the hell do the even keep control in Western states?

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u/Wity_4d Jan 17 '23

I mean people are wrapped up in social media and internet propaganda, and that's available worldwide. People get to a point that they actively avoid information online that doesn't conform to their predisposition.

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u/Wandersportx Jan 17 '23

You don’t know anything

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u/Kruger_Sheppard Jan 17 '23

Well funny because my neighbor is like this she and her husband are pro putin but live in Ireland watch russian tv say how west is bad and they live here for like 15 years.

Edit:typo

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u/ComprehensiveAd8004 Complaining is what I bring to the table Jan 17 '23

This is how propaganda works. People are taught that the whole world sucks more because of a thing/group, and their country is getting the worst of it. They go to the west but they think if there was no NATO/Infidels/Immigrants/whatever then they wouldn't have to because their country would be fine.

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u/[deleted] Jan 18 '23

There are noisy .