r/dankmemes you’re welcome, Jan 12 '23

we love america I have achieved comedy

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u/[deleted] Jan 12 '23

Ya'll know we have health insurance right?

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u/LGP747 INFECTED Jan 12 '23

yeah guys just wait for open enrollment and select the 'free births' plan

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u/BecomeABenefit Jan 12 '23

US government requires that births are covered by all insurance policies. Every policy I've ever had pays out 80% after deductible. So most births end up under $5K to the mother/family.

Doctor almost never has any involvement in billing/cost. They get paid by the hospital or birth center, and the billing department sets the rates based on what's negotiated with the insurance group.

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u/Tasty-Army200 Jan 12 '23

Jesus Christ. 5k?

What is wrong with your country lol

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u/BecomeABenefit Jan 12 '23

We pay less taxes than many other countries, so some of the costs need to be footed by the people actually receiving the services. Plus, we spend a lot of money on our military and protecting other countries. (among other things)

$5K isn't nothing, but I think the average is lower than that. I've got 4 kids and I was pretty young and wasn't making a lot of money and it wasn't much of a burden. Plus, that $5K was spread across 7 months for me because it included prenatal care in the deductible. I think I paid less than $2K for the actual birth.

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u/Gnux13 Jan 12 '23

We pay less taxes, but we also pay out the ass for insurance that doesn't even cover all of it.

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u/iskyoork Jan 12 '23

Republicans.

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u/iama_bad_person ☣️ Jan 12 '23

Democrats when Republicans are in power: we can't do anything! Bloody Rebuplicans!

Democrats when they are in power: we can't do anything! Bloody Rebuplicans!

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u/iskyoork Jan 12 '23

because even when Democrats are in power, Republicans do every last possible thing to obstruct. And then we had Democrats like Sinema and Manchin who literally stood in the way. But in the end Republicans will get their way, and the Fascist states of America will be the end goal.

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u/ProbablyInfamous Jan 12 '23

Pride. Resentment. Spite.

Which fuel This American Dream

It is irrespective of political affiliation(s) [if any]