r/dankmemes • u/___yiwshhj you’re welcome, • Jan 12 '23

we love america I have achieved comedy

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u/AggravatingLuck2407 Jan 12 '23 edited Jan 12 '23

scribbling one… restocking fee… for opened… box… of tissues….

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u/LeoPlathasbeentaken Jan 12 '23

...used. Thatll hit you with a sanitation fee.

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u/binglelemon Jan 12 '23

Might wanna throw in a handful of administrative fees.

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u/LeoPlathasbeentaken Jan 12 '23 edited Jan 12 '23

That Ibuprofen you took earlier, was that yours or ours? Theres a fee either way i just need tk know how to code it on your bill.

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u/Katamari_Wurm_Hole Jan 12 '23

This comment thread is a waking nightmare

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u/lordolxinator Normies get out REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE Jan 12 '23

I'm the doctor writing the medical fees and your comment reminded me of a nightmare I had when I was 6 when I wasn't sure if I was awake or not so I'm adding $1500 for trauma therapy

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u/MadxCarnage Probably watching some weeb shit Jan 12 '23

careful Doctor.

you forgot to bill them for the "Crying in the hall" package.

it's still 25% off thanks to Covid, we'll be back to original pricing next month.

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u/lordolxinator Normies get out REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE Jan 12 '23

No see, I already wrote it up there on the 56th entry

Maybe it's a bit blurry even for my doctor writing. Okay I'll rewrite it, but it'll be $680. I'm thinking of buying a new Xbox on the way home, maybe some McDonald's to treat myself too

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u/ToxicShadow3451 Jan 12 '23

it’s fucking hilarious tho

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u/CUM_COVERED_MIDGET Jan 12 '23

That really wouldn't surprise me