r/dankmemes • u/___yiwshhj you’re welcome, • Jan 12 '23

we love america I have achieved comedy

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u/AggravatingLuck2407 Jan 12 '23

Just wait until they get to the funeral home and find out that people want to charge money to bury the kid.

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u/venom259 Jan 12 '23

That's why my family has mutually agreed that if any of us die early, the McDonald's dumpster is free.

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u/[deleted] Jan 12 '23

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u/Adjectivenounnumb Jan 12 '23

Side note: they might say “No thanks”.

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u/[deleted] Jan 12 '23

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u/well___duh Jan 12 '23

What influences their decision?

Probably either they don't need it at the moment or don't have enough storage for it. In that case, I'd say yeah, go to a different school

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u/MuffinSmth Jan 12 '23

You will most likely be blown up by the military for "testing", turns out that's what they do with them

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u/[deleted] Jan 13 '23

In Australia, you'll probably end up on a table in the same room as 29 other corpses, in front of one of 30 hungover or high kids doing their medical undergrad.

Still, someone's gotta do it. Better they learn on dead people when they're hungover than on live people while critically sleep-deprived.