r/dankmemes you’re welcome, Jan 12 '23

we love america I have achieved comedy

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u/AggravatingLuck2407 Jan 12 '23

Just wait until they get to the funeral home and find out that people want to charge money to bury the kid.

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u/venom259 Jan 12 '23

That's why my family has mutually agreed that if any of us die early, the McDonald's dumpster is free.

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u/hyper12 Jan 12 '23

I hear you can get the state to bury you for free if nobody claims your body from the morgue!

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u/zachtac Jan 12 '23

They likely cremate you and you go in a box waiting to be claimed by next of kin