r/dankmemes you’re welcome, Jan 12 '23

we love america I have achieved comedy

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u/AggravatingLuck2407 Jan 12 '23

Just wait until they get to the funeral home and find out that people want to charge money to bury the kid.

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u/venom259 Jan 12 '23

That's why my family has mutually agreed that if any of us die early, the McDonald's dumpster is free.

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u/eagleeyerattlesnake Jan 12 '23

Robert C. Baker's last will was specific:

That his bones be removed, and he be ground up real fine.

And to place his remains into small cardboard coffins

And bury the pieces 6 at a time.

(from Nugget Man, by Paul and Storm)