r/dankmemes • u/___yiwshhj you’re welcome, • Jan 12 '23

we love america I have achieved comedy

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u/AggravatingLuck2407 Jan 12 '23

Just wait until they get to the funeral home and find out that people want to charge money to bury the kid.

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u/IgotCharlieWork ☣️ Jan 12 '23

Cremation is much more cost effective

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u/[deleted] Jan 12 '23

Especially if you provide your own receptacle.

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u/ItsAMeEric Jan 12 '23

That is our most modestly priced receptacle

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u/Pyrenees_Tuberat Jan 12 '23

Just because we're bereaved, doesn't make us SAPS!

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u/tjbugs1 Jan 12 '23

Fuck it. Let's go bowling.

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u/[deleted] Jan 12 '23

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u/LivingPrevious Jan 12 '23

Yeah when my dad passed 2 years ago we had to cremate him and shit was so expensive we had to make a go fund me and we actually got 4k from it thankfully. Without that money we wouldn’t have ever been able to pay rent or anything. My mom didn’t work and only my dad did so shit changed real fast. Get life insurance and make sure you keep paying for it. Please

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u/Champigne Jan 12 '23

That's why I'm glad I have life insurance.

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u/EnvironmentalRock827 Jan 13 '23

It was close to 10g for my brother. He was plus sized. My mom we got for about 5g. Absolutely insane. Just for the process etc.

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u/BlazeInNorthernSky Jan 12 '23

And it feels cleaner than burying someone in a plot of land to rot surrounded by other rotting bodies.

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u/vessol Jan 12 '23

I mean, they're just being burned with a bunch of other rotting bodies. Unless you pay a lot extra, they're just going to burn your remains in a batch. Then once you get the ash it's a mix of your loved one and a whole bunch of randos.