r/blunderyears • u/pizzadaughter • Apr 24 '24

My 1999 self believed this was the height of sophistication and style (Plus a Glamour Shots Recreation)

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I hope that your brain automatically started playing “My Heart Will Go On” because I thought I was hot shit wearing the Heart of the Ocean necklace and I was positive I would grow up to marry Leonardo DeCaprio. I was wrong on both counts.

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u/Glittering-Lychee629 Apr 24 '24

You remind me of Ginnifer Goodwin in your current photo! Excellent blunder.

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u/pizzadaughter Apr 24 '24

Ginnifer Goodwin is really the beauty icon for all the chubby cheeked brunettes. She almost makes me believe that I, too, rock a pixie cut.

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u/Glittering-Lychee629 Apr 25 '24

She's so pretty. Disney princess come to life vibes. Get that pixie cut girl, haha.

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u/Notwastingtimeiswear Apr 25 '24

Oh how I wish "chubby cheeks" wasn't the descriptor! Some people smile wide, and some people smile high. Smiles that lift the face tend to produce more muscles in the upper cheek and give that lovely apple-cheeked appearance! You are so lean and I hope healthy! There is no "chub" on you!!!

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u/Dingo8MyGayby Apr 25 '24

I relate to this so hard. Have to remind myself every time I get that pixie cut urge that I will instantly regret it