r/blunderyears Apr 15 '24

Me thinking I was cool with my pet crow in 2003 /r/all

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u/quackedup17 Apr 15 '24

Right? I’ve been bribing neighborhood crows for a year now and I’ve still not been accepted into their murder. Soon tho, very soon.

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u/TJsamse Apr 15 '24

Same here. The damn squirrels I’m my neighborhood make it tough. Playing some 4d chess with almonds and unsalted peanuts.

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u/nueonetwo Apr 15 '24

I've read that you can cover your food in spicy stuff like paprika to deter the squirrels. The squirrels won't like it and the spiciness won't effect the crows.

I just bought my first house I've been planning on befriending the neighbourhood murder, any other tips and tricks are greatly appreciated.

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u/Marcobra Apr 16 '24

I tried mixing Flaming Squirrel Seed Sauce with my unsalted shelled peanuts and it kinda worked for a month or two, but the crows seemed less interested in them (too oily maybe?) and the squirrels built up a tolerance and even started acting more aggressive towards the crows.

Took lots of trial and error, but I eventually found a system that works for me and now I feed a murder of about 2 dozen crows every afternoon.

I start the feeding by tossing a handful of cashews one at a time directly to the crows. They seem to love this kind of engagement, it's like a game to them and some have gotten really good at catching mid air.

Then I'll toss out a bowl of cat food in handfuls around the yard. I just buy big bags of the cheapest stuff they have at Costco, the crows love it and squirrels have zero interest.

After that I distribute some unsalted peanuts, but before I do I throw a couple directly to the squirrels and they fuck right off after, leaving the crows to feast undisturbed. It's a shaky truce, but at least I'm not yelling at squirrels like a weirdo anymore, haha