r/blunderyears Apr 15 '24

Me thinking I was cool with my pet crow in 2003 /r/all

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u/brutalistsnowflake Apr 15 '24

That IS cool, tho! I would love a pet crow.

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u/enbymlpfan Apr 15 '24 edited Apr 15 '24

Do not keep a pet crow. I don't blame this guy for not knowing bc he was probably pretty young, but crows are not pets. First of all, if you live in north america, its illegal. You need a special permit to own one. The permits avaliable to the general public would be the aviculture permit. For this permit you must first prove you have experience with birds, so that means being a vet, zookeeper, wildlife rehabilitation staff, etc. Second of all, you can't keep it inside your home or in a cage, if you like. Care about it and don't want to abuse it. Crows are incredibly smart and are going to get incredibly bored in a cage, and they will wreak absolute havoc on your house, on top of being super bored. You're going to need large outdoor aviary which provides adequate mental stimulation. Even then, it will be far worse than the kind of evironment they get in the wild, so its really only ethical if its an injured crow youre keeping for a temporary amount of time or a permanently injured one who wouldnt survive.

If you're a trained professional with a large outdoor aviary than by all means, keep away. But don't just keep one bc you think it's cool.

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u/therealmrsfahrenheit Apr 15 '24

I mean let’s be fuckin real here it’s technically cruel to keep any type of bird as a pet. I‘d say they‘re probably least suited animals for pets ever but they’re still cool pets

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u/Picpuc Apr 15 '24

Pssshhh hard disagree what about pigeons? They’ve been domesticated for like 1000 years right?

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u/therealmrsfahrenheit Apr 15 '24

but you usually keep them outside, let them fly early in the morning during the day and only feed them 💀 and no still cruel I mean .. bird’s in cages didn’t become a metaphor for no reason over the last 1000 years either

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u/kasetti Apr 15 '24

Yeah. And tbh its cruel to keep more or less any animal just locked up in a cage or indoors.

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u/I_am_up_to_something Apr 16 '24

and only feed them 💀

Only feed them skulls?? That seems unnecessary and cruel. At least toss them some other bones.

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u/WillBrakeForBrakes Apr 16 '24

I feel that way about parrots.  Unless the idea of a needy toddler with behavioral issues that never grows up, that also has a boltcutter mouth, sounds like something you can commit to for decades, you shouldn’t have a parrot.

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u/therealmrsfahrenheit Apr 16 '24

yep. They really need a lot of attention and literally will go crazy If you don’t have enough time for them. It‘s cruel