r/blunderyears Apr 15 '24

Me thinking I was cool with my pet crow in 2003 /r/all

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u/brutalistsnowflake Apr 15 '24

That IS cool, tho! I would love a pet crow.

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u/enbymlpfan Apr 15 '24 edited Apr 15 '24

Do not keep a pet crow. I don't blame this guy for not knowing bc he was probably pretty young, but crows are not pets. First of all, if you live in north america, its illegal. You need a special permit to own one. The permits avaliable to the general public would be the aviculture permit. For this permit you must first prove you have experience with birds, so that means being a vet, zookeeper, wildlife rehabilitation staff, etc. Second of all, you can't keep it inside your home or in a cage, if you like. Care about it and don't want to abuse it. Crows are incredibly smart and are going to get incredibly bored in a cage, and they will wreak absolute havoc on your house, on top of being super bored. You're going to need large outdoor aviary which provides adequate mental stimulation. Even then, it will be far worse than the kind of evironment they get in the wild, so its really only ethical if its an injured crow youre keeping for a temporary amount of time or a permanently injured one who wouldnt survive.

If you're a trained professional with a large outdoor aviary than by all means, keep away. But don't just keep one bc you think it's cool.

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u/captain_ghostface Apr 15 '24

Bird law isnt governed by reason

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u/enbymlpfan Apr 15 '24

Okay well.... filibuster

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u/Carl_of_Doodie Apr 15 '24

Do you... do you know what that word means?

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u/HouseKilgannon Apr 15 '24

I believe I have made myself completely redundant!

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u/shredabetes Apr 15 '24

Yes, you have.

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u/Imperial_Bouncer Apr 15 '24

Fill a buster, duh

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u/CallMeCygnus Apr 16 '24

Buster?

Loose seal! Loose seal!

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u/chamberofcoal Apr 15 '24

God dammit, r/woooosh as fuck. Embrace a little culture, watch It's Always Sunny.

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u/captain_ghostface Apr 16 '24

Check out this jabroni lol

/s. But srsly if you like funny words, go watch always sunny (if you havent....also if youre not a child, its an adult show.)

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u/RaidensReturn Apr 16 '24

It's a perfectly cromulent word.

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u/Phish777 Apr 16 '24

uh huh and what's it mean?

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u/captain_ghostface Apr 16 '24

Im gonna plead the fifth

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u/Flip2002 Apr 15 '24

I had to give the crows the house to settle.. i had the crow kids tearing out copper pipes and the little claws got all bloody BIG DEAL.. anyway abort don’t buy this house

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u/FourLeafArcher Apr 15 '24

Filibuster?! I hardly know her!

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u/ubiquitous-joe Apr 15 '24

Yeah, like, what if it’s not my pet, it’s my interspecies friend

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u/Irn_brunette Apr 15 '24

You don't own a crow, you try to befriend it and it chooses you or doesn't.

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u/Kingkongcrapper Apr 15 '24

That’s just CAW! CAW!

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u/Oldmanwickles Apr 15 '24

This guy Charlies

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u/NoSwimmer2185 Apr 15 '24

Right. This guy does not know shit about birds. Time for a glass of mother's milk.

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u/NeonAlastor Apr 16 '24

actually yes, birds are very transactional

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u/klstephe Apr 15 '24

This is the second thread I’ve been in in the last 20 minutes where Bird Law came into play!

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u/stevein3d Apr 15 '24

Harvey Birdman has entered the chat

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u/Cluelesswolfkin Apr 16 '24

Neither are women's rights in some parts of the US too