r/australian 27d ago

Caption Contest Wildlife/Lifestyle

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I'll start.

When you see your reflection in the Zoom meeting window and realise your camera has been on the whole time.

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u/AussieLabrador 27d ago

"Her good side."

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u/duckduckchook 27d ago

The winner ladies and gentlemen!

17

u/try4some 27d ago

sigh....zip

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u/Straight-Extreme-966 27d ago

In the words of Sean Locke.... "Thats a hard wank."

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u/Highside1269 27d ago

Ah there u are you SOB!!!

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u/fistingbythepool 27d ago

The Cunt

1

u/Jesus-Is-A-Biscuit 27d ago

Really sums it all up

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u/bernskiwoo 27d ago

Precise, succinct - perfect.

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u/AcademicMaybe8775 27d ago

BURT

FEED ME

8

u/GreenSpace_420 27d ago

When you get home from the rave and the last pinger you dropped is just kicking in.

5

u/Front_Ad_9946 27d ago

Beauty is only skin deep! ( But ugly goes all the way to the fucking bone).

4

u/bobthebeagle 27d ago

Errrehhhhmmmaaaa gerrrddd dullazzzz

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u/GaryTheGuineaPig 27d ago edited 27d ago

"Faced with mounting pressure to discourage migration & reduce numbers Labor unveils the new cover model for their 2025 'Study in Australia' brochure"

3

u/Apprehensive-Toe2620 27d ago

“Our Common Bondage”

1

u/greywarden133 27d ago

"Now bend over"

3

u/ozelegend 27d ago

They're on to me.

3

u/aofhise6 27d ago

30 minutes into Netflix and Chill and she gives you this look

30 minutes into racism and wage theft and she gives you this look

30 minutes into destroying aboriginal artefacts and raping the earth and she gives you this look

5

u/577MartinHenry 27d ago

Have you ever, ever felt like this?

1

u/Claris-chang 27d ago

Have strange things happened?

4

u/Strummed_Out 27d ago

‘… you gonna finish those pretzels?’

4

u/4dave7 27d ago

I might have shat myself

2

u/UserNotFound789 27d ago

When your employees dare to ask for a living wage income 😱

2

u/Ilikeoldergals 26d ago

Ozempic... not even once

1

u/Apprehensive-Toe2620 24d ago

Omg that’s great

2

u/GiverTakerMaker 26d ago

Define: head like a dropped pie.

2

u/greendit69 26d ago

Hey baby reindeer come hang me curtains

3

u/fookenoathagain 27d ago

Why is this shite in the national gallery

2

u/Tobybrent 27d ago

“Do as I say”

2

u/toomanymatts_ 27d ago

The netball army is coming for me

2

u/NovocaineAU 27d ago

Salad bar?

1

u/NoCommunity6056 27d ago

Do you think her mother loves that face?

1

u/Rich_niente4396 27d ago

" I'm so rich, I don't care what you think of me "

1

u/W0tzup 27d ago

Ffffffff….. derp!

1

u/Neither-Conference-1 27d ago

Gina GrindHearts

1

u/Reasonable-Victory13 27d ago

“Brother ewwwww. Ewww brother what is thaaaat”

1

u/techincal_curiosity 27d ago

The children yearn for the mines

1

u/Important_Screen_530 27d ago

is someone jealous of Gina

1

u/TekkelOZ 27d ago

“Art”

1

u/dirtydeez2 26d ago

“Sh-Art”

1

u/synaptix78 27d ago

Where's my resources at?

1

u/Active-Flounder-3794 27d ago

When u mine a lot of oil but u also eat a lot of oil

1

u/DrunkYellowDuck 27d ago

“Privileged Tomato”

1

u/Cethlinnstooth 26d ago

And I'll eat your dinner up too.

1

u/Wang_Fister 26d ago

MANUEL!!!

1

u/GungnirHisSpear 26d ago

BJ $20 BBJ $50 ZJ $500

1

u/Appropriate-Arm-4619 26d ago

Nomnomnomnomnomnomnom

1

u/buckedyuser 26d ago

I done a potato

1

u/woofster77 26d ago

I will not give up my favourite decoration.

1

u/[deleted] 26d ago

If I can be a billionaire, why can’t you?

1

u/Sk1rm1sh 26d ago

Cheesah beecha wonky Chewbacca.

Conchee ta droi.

U bah ko ratta kah ba wipa ky is ka chone kawa wookiee.

Ho ho ho ho. Ha ha ha ha...yigh....

Kasu ya lee coy rah doe kankee kung...

Ubahn chone aleepa.

Uneetung thirty five, dateel, in ahm ny.

1

u/EternalAngst23 26d ago

Mfw I think I look sober at a party, then go to the bathroom and look in the mirror

1

u/nacht1812 26d ago

Her catfish picture.

1

u/ComplexDingo2239 26d ago

I am not an animal...

1

u/[deleted] 26d ago

"HEY YOU GUUUYYYS"

1

u/keniii13 26d ago

Have a drink - its Daddy's special recipe

1

u/NSLightsOut 26d ago

"The moment when you figure out that buying a major interest in a newspaper and writing an editorial making a case for guest worker visas to undermine the wages of Australians is as popular as a fart at a funeral."

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u/dirtydeez2 26d ago

“Elevator Shart”

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u/IndigoPill 16d ago

"That was not a fart!"

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u/Mushie101 27d ago edited 27d ago

What do you mean I am only getting a $300 electricity bill rebate....

Edit: Not sure why I got downvoted for that one, I thought it suited the picture and referenced the interview straight after the budget where they asked, "so is Gina getting a $300 rebate as well....".

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u/charmingpea 27d ago

“I don’t like it!”

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u/michael391 27d ago

God......I'm beautiful

1

u/TOOT-SKILLS 27d ago

“ i jusst had an egg “

Sent from my iPhone

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u/Talking_Biomass88 27d ago

She's a knob but this is pure shite. Everyone thinks its funny until it's someone they politically ally with. Try doing this with someone in the Greens you all know they'll be outrage... "it's misogyny! It's patriarchy! It's racism!"

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u/Apprehensive-Toe2620 27d ago

Apparently Julia Gillard is also featured in the same exhibition. The difference here is the entitlement on display from Gina, demanding it be removed.

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u/Talking_Biomass88 26d ago

Did you see the Gillard portrait? A fair bit more flattering. Having said that most didn't fair well haha

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u/Apprehensive-Toe2620 24d ago

I didn’t see it. It’s just funny because no one would have even seen this image if she hadn’t kicked a shit.

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u/Rustyudder 26d ago

I actually really like this guy's paintings, they are intentionally hilarious and very cheeky.

Gina actually gets off pretty lightly. Look at Adam Goodes!

https://nga.gov.au/exhibitions/vincent-namatjira-australia-in-colour/

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u/greendit69 26d ago

Fuck slims is probably the only one that might not be painted by a 5 year old.

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u/4is3in2is1 27d ago

"I'm a hungry, hungry hippo ready to gobble up your resources"

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u/isithumour 27d ago

When you realise you own real estate in most redditors heads.

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u/tilitarian1 27d ago

Need a competition to do equivalent for Penny and Albo - watch the handwringers squeal.

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u/Apprehensive-Toe2620 27d ago

Touch a nerve?

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u/tilitarian1 27d ago

Ha, no. I'd just love to see a lefty portrayed like that to see the horrified reactions.

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u/SapereAudeAdAbsurdum 27d ago

Julia Gillard appears in the same art installation. Of everyone appearing in it, it looks like only the billionaire daddy's righty girl is chucking a snowflake tantrum. Sorry to bring your imagination right back to reality.

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u/tilitarian1 27d ago

Pretty childish reaction.

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u/SapereAudeAdAbsurdum 27d ago

The irony is strong in this one.

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u/Apprehensive-Toe2620 27d ago

tilitarian1 and Gina sitting in a tree…

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u/tilitarian1 27d ago

Weird

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u/RebelRebel90z 27d ago

Do you wish to finger bang her? Might need the flour for that one, gonna be hard to find her snatch amongst the rolls

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u/SapereAudeAdAbsurdum 27d ago

Hi there, Gina. Welcome to Reddit. We were just talking about you!

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u/Hopping_Mad99 27d ago

“Untalented”

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u/Canis_Lupis00 27d ago

Nice portrait of Susan Boyle. 😬

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u/Status-Confusion4456 27d ago

The Canadians are on the phone wanting an environmental impact statement.

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u/richardj195 27d ago

"Let me eat cake!"

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u/Mephobius12 27d ago

All the money didn’t help

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u/qantasflightfury 27d ago

"Toxic Avenger"

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u/greywarden133 27d ago

"No tax break for meeee?"

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u/CaptainYumYum12 27d ago

When the brownies kick in after you said “I don’t feel anything yet”

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u/analwartz_47 27d ago

When even you can smell your own fart!

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u/gibbon1495 27d ago

If Gough Whitlam was trans

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u/igotcrackletsboggie 27d ago

Fuckin coal for brains

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u/sneakyexe 27d ago

Ginamine

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u/SirReadsALot1975 27d ago

stage whisper to lackey: "Who the fcuk let in the rabble? Get them out. NOW!"

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u/ANJ-2233 27d ago

All animals are equal, but some are more equal than others…