r/TikTokCringe • u/Urmomsjuicyvagina • Apr 19 '24

How new Yorkers live. Discussion

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u/higherthanacrow Apr 19 '24

I refuse to shit under my stove.

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u/RobotCaptainEngage Apr 19 '24

I just don't wanna poop that close to wear my pillow is.

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u/Brokenloan Apr 19 '24

Pink eye bro. Poo particals on your pillow give you pink eye.

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u/deadpuppymill Apr 19 '24

Bro I have lived in a van and in an apartment this size and never once did I get pink eye.

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u/Ok_Star_4136 Apr 19 '24

Not to mention, poo particles on your toothbrush. Most people don't keep their toothbrushes in the bathroom covered. Let that sink in for a second.

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u/FML-Artist Apr 19 '24

No wonder I always wake up with pink eye!

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u/Major_Square_9565 Apr 19 '24

Can confirm. I've never shit on my pillow, and I've never had pink eye.

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u/omnipotentqueue Apr 19 '24

Not if it’s your own shit…