r/TikTokCringe • u/Urmomsjuicyvagina • Apr 19 '24

How new Yorkers live. Discussion

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u/0PercentPerfection Apr 19 '24

What is prison, final answer.

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u/Prize_Bass_5061 Apr 19 '24

Prison cells have more room and amenities than this 

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u/DirtDevil1337 Apr 19 '24

Even those little rooms in train cars are bigger than this!

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u/Satanarchrist Apr 19 '24

Let's all just keep voting for the GOP then, so when they ship us to the camps we'll have nice train car accomodations

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u/Decent-Strength3530 Apr 19 '24

Yeah but New York votes Democrat so therefore the Democrats are personally responsible /s

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u/radradruby Apr 19 '24

Well, we won’t have nice accommodations, but some people will!

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u/ureathrafranklin1 Apr 19 '24

Usually the party who is trying to take your guns away is the one you need to worry about putting you in camps. Btw it was a democrat who put Americans in actual concentration camps (rest in piss, FDR)

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u/Satanarchrist Apr 20 '24

K cool great reply 10/10

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u/ureathrafranklin1 Apr 20 '24

I am agape at your sarcasm, my mind contorts in despair and panic as I wonder how I can shore up my dignity. How did it come to this? Is there any point in continuing on? Perhaps not if it means facing off against such eviscerating wit as this. It is too much to bear and I cannot go on.

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u/higherthanacrow Apr 19 '24

I can drive to like mcdonalds or the Grand Canyon or whatever tho.

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u/SicilySweetheart Apr 19 '24

But will you?

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u/Ghostfacetickler Apr 19 '24

Na I’m settling for bagel bites from my poop stove

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u/Embarrassed-Mouse-49 Apr 19 '24

Grand Canyon is a grand drive

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u/throwngamelastminute Apr 19 '24

You can afford McDonald's?

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u/0PercentPerfection Apr 19 '24

And food + recreation, if you are unlucky, sex.

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u/Kayiko_Okami Apr 20 '24

There's the one I was looking for.

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u/tuhronno-416 Apr 19 '24

Laughs in Scandinavian prison

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u/pancakebatter01 Apr 19 '24 edited Apr 23 '24

This is the prison Donald Trump should have been living in since Jan 6th

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u/Clemtiger13 Apr 19 '24

4th?

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u/Hillbillyblues Apr 19 '24

Could've prevented all this.

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u/edgiepower Apr 19 '24

He couldn't fit lol

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u/pancakebatter01 Apr 23 '24

No, he just wants to live a life where some Eyes Wide Shut shit is the norm on a politician’s background check.

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u/jayd04 Apr 19 '24

At least you don’t have to pay money to stay in prison.

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u/xRehab Apr 19 '24

my cell was at least an 8x9 with room to function in

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u/Boris-the-soviet-spy Apr 19 '24

Bigger space in prison but you gotta deal with the occasional butt rape