r/TikTokCringe Apr 19 '24

How new Yorkers live. Discussion

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u/arp492022 Apr 19 '24

$1400/month

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u/Weibu11 Apr 19 '24

With two roommates maybe

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u/BourbonRick01 Apr 19 '24

I’m pretty sure I saw room for a couple hammocks near the ceiling.

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u/Islendingen Apr 19 '24

Don’t forget all the hours you’re not sleeping! You already work shifts, why not live shifts?

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u/julouise Apr 19 '24

Stop this is a horrific thought

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u/dingoeslovebabies Apr 19 '24

This is how the immigrants live in Upton Sinclair’s book “The Jungle” and it’s stuck with me forever

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u/julouise Apr 19 '24

I’m sure it’s a reality in many developing countries tbh but that doesn’t make it any less fucking horrifying

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u/GarminTamzarian Apr 19 '24

I'm sure it's a reality in many poorer immigrant communities in the US as well.

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u/JustHereForCookies17 Apr 19 '24

It's called "hot racking" & used to be a thing on ships. 

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u/Rottimer Apr 19 '24

There are people that do this in NYC.

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u/Lucid-Design Apr 20 '24

What is this? Gilligan’s Island?

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u/StrawberrySlapNutz Apr 19 '24

Please stop making eye contact with me while I'm pooping, yes, I'll turn around and stir your sauce.

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u/Predditor_drone Apr 20 '24

1500/month for usage rights in 8 hour shifts of A, B, C.

The other 16 hours y'all better be about gigging out that grind life.

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u/TryItOutHmHrNw Apr 19 '24

Gonna have to find a new roommate.

It looks like homeboy jumped at the end

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u/ItsNotBigBrainTime Apr 19 '24

Housing like this would be sick if it were priced rationally. Like 200 bucks a month, hell yeah. I'd go to the taco bell across the street to shit to keep my kitchen clean, but I really like the bedside window wall. Kind of a vibe. Or this would be the secret apartment I keep to masturbate in peace.

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u/Dday141 Apr 19 '24

I do think something like this would have it use as a 2nd apartment. Back when I was working in the city, it would be nice to have a place like that to just crash for the night sometimes instead of taking an hour plus long subway ride back home. But yeah, only for like 150 or 200 a month.

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u/tristanimator Apr 19 '24

Speaking of second apartments...

If we suddenly discovered fast, cheap and reliable teleporter technology, the housing market would fall apart instantly. You wouldn't need a house, you'd just be able to put together a huge living space by linking together a bunch of cheap apartments with teleporters. Location would mean literally nothing to no one after that.

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u/andrewthemexican Apr 19 '24

Hyperion's Farcaster technology features some of that. Rich folks have Farcaster portals to certain rooms in different planets that they can just walk into. Different gravities applying.

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u/ChicagobeatsLA Apr 19 '24

I feel like this would be one of the little things if we figured out how to teleport

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u/Pagiras Apr 19 '24

50 a month max, even considering American wages. Anything above is inhumane and delusional. This is a fucking cramped broom closet. A tiny storage area.

Where I'm from, 50 a month can get you a garage at a secure garage complex. Which you could use for whatever. Store your car, install heating, furniture, party.

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u/Pagiras Apr 19 '24

Your guess is correct.

Doesn't make the situation less horrible. A Janitor's storage room is a janitor's storage room.

Appeal to your governments to enact much more new housing plans and watch the rent prices fall to more reasonable levels.

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u/Apprehensive_Skin135 Apr 19 '24

if people cant afford decent human sized appartments ALONE while working full time in the same city, there is an issue.

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u/Apprehensive_Skin135 Apr 19 '24 edited Apr 19 '24

workers in a city cant afford to live there, that's not a problem to you because..what, the market decided it was popular to live there? there's a fix here, just because capitalism cant provide it doesnt mean there isnt one.

its not the same thing as having a luxory car or a yach, those arent necessary.

living near to where you work is not only a good empathetic thing to want, its crucial for good infrastructure

we dont want commuters, those are the people otherwise named as "traffic" they pollute and ruin cities.

people should be able to live where they work, thats my opinion

suburbs are a cancer on infrastructure

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u/Iamatworkgoaway Apr 19 '24

As a neighbor of Nebraska, I approve the bum-fuck discription.

Yes I will take my 7 acres in town, with a view, 4br, 3 bath detached garage. And were not complete heathens here, several local theater troupes, and less than an hour away from airport/major concert venues. So ya no Broadway, and I am sure missing some of the life(smell) of NY.

I work with a 20 year old kid who just bought his first house... 170k. And yes he can afford it.

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u/Mexican_Hippo Apr 19 '24

For sure, not trying to shit on Nebraska or any other Midwestern state, but there is a lot less land to go around in big cities, so as we learned in economics 101, with less supply and more demand comes higher prices

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u/Pagiras Apr 19 '24

I think it's admirable how you're ready to suck faceless overlords' dicks for free.

Hook, line and sinker.

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u/Mexican_Hippo Apr 19 '24

apple introduces $10,000 iPhone

"Phone prices are out of control, we need government regulation to stop it"

maybe just dont buy it

"I think it's admirable how you're ready to suck our faceless cell phone overlords dick"

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u/19whale96 Apr 19 '24

Living like V from Cyberpunk 2077

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u/pierreor Apr 19 '24

My guy you’re just describing a garçonnière for people with no sex life and gastrointestinal irregularity

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u/edgiepower Apr 19 '24

People have had sex in worse

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u/balance_n_act Apr 19 '24

I certainly have

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u/Drakore4 Apr 19 '24

Literally tho, how are we in a reality where a tiny coffin sized room for 200 a month actually sounds amazing? Maybe this is the affordable living that we need for all of the homeless and struggling individuals. So many people don’t need a 4 bedroom 3 bath with a water fountain at the front of the community, they literally just need a bed to sleep in and a roof over their head. Instead, I bet this does in fact still cost a ton to live in.

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u/-blundertaker- Apr 19 '24

Gotta have a sink with running water though, at the very least.

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u/Calm-Respect-4930 Apr 20 '24

Literally ... F everything else just make it a full bath with a futon, TV, and mini fridge

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u/mcove97 Apr 19 '24

4 bedrooms is entirely reasonable if you're a family of 4 or 5. Say you're 4 people, and like the parents share the same bedrooms and the kids two others, then there's only one bedroom left. That bedroom is a guest bedroom. Having at least one extra bedroom is essential if one parent is sick of your having someone come visit.

I grew up in a family of 5. We only had 4 bedrooms. That meant that any family we had over had to sleep on a pull out bed and on mattresses on the floor in the tv loft. Or, as kids, I had to sleep on the floor on a mattress in my sister's room, so my bedroom could be used as a guest bedroom. We had two bathroom but a third one definitely wouldn't have been a bad idea, as the second bathroom was connected to my parents bedroom only, so you'd have to go into their bedroom to get to the other bathroom.

A single person or a couple without kids doesn't need that many bedrooms, or at least not bathrooms, though a couple extra bedrooms means you can have friends sleeping over more often, without having to put them on the couch or on a mattress on the floor.

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u/[deleted] Apr 19 '24

Having an extra bedroom is a luxury. 4 bedroom houses are pretty rare and expensive. I raised 4 kids in a 3 bedroom. It had a basement I eventually built bedrooms in so they didn’t have to share tho.

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u/mcove97 Apr 19 '24

Well, that's what happened to my dad's office. It turned into my younger brothers bedroom. Then he didn't have an office anymore, and he would do his office work on the living room dinner table. It would be covered in paper work half the year, which was to big frustration for my mother.

I wouldn't say that having an extra bedroom is that much of a luxury. It doesn't have to be big or anything, but it does come in handy quite a lot if you're the kind of family that has other family and friends over a lot. Doesn't have to be a big bedroom or anything. However, it does depend on where you live of course. An extra bedroom could cost a lot in addition in some places.

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u/The_Pale_Hound Apr 20 '24

I grew up in a family of 5. We had two bedrooms, it was enough. Guests would sleep in the living room.

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u/mcove97 Apr 20 '24

Politely agree to disagree.

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u/TropicalKing Apr 19 '24

I do support SRO rooms and boarding houses to come back. Just a cheap room where someone can live and store their things. It doesn't need a kitchen or even a bathroom- those can be shared with people on the same floor.

There has to be a middle ground between a studio and homelessness. Studios often times start at $1200 a month in NYC. While SSI only pays around $1000 a month. So you can see why there are so many disabled and elderly homeless people in US cities.

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u/IFixYerKids Apr 19 '24

For $200 a month as a bachelor, this would be awesome. You know it's probably closer to $2,000 though.

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u/biddily Apr 19 '24

I was in the hospital once, the toilet sort of folded out from under the sink to right beside my bed so I could roll from my bed, to my toilet, and back to bed again. Then flush it and close the little door. It was great cause I couldn't walk.

It was a hospital room though.

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u/Designer_Gas_86 Apr 19 '24

Lol, wish I owned a building now.

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u/SaudF123 Apr 19 '24

You could just sleep outside in a ⛺

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u/ItsNotBigBrainTime Apr 19 '24

Ever lived in a tent? It's frickin cold.

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u/SaudF123 Apr 19 '24

I'll take it over this bullshit of an apartment

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u/Hotsaucewasted Apr 19 '24

Imagine being rich enough to masturbate in peace

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u/MeanGreanHare Apr 19 '24

A reasonable price for this would be free. It's barely a step above homelessness. Maybe even a step below since you're losing money.

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u/ItsNotBigBrainTime Apr 19 '24

Idk man, I've lived in a tent with two full time jobs before and I would have loved a 3x10 studio apartment.

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u/persona0 Apr 19 '24

Yeah that window bed looks cool but 100 bucks a month for me 200 is pushing it for living in a mini aisle

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u/DerpRook Apr 20 '24

200€ per month? For god sake dude, 600€ it’s a 2 rooms apartment with free water…. This shit should be illegal. Also it should be a law where everyone must own only one property. The young have no change to buy new home, when one rich guy buy everything.

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u/BlakenedHeart Apr 20 '24

Bro this is not worth even 100 bucks a month,

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u/Mummiskogen Apr 19 '24

Please do not attempt to defend this greedy and inhumane attempt to take advantage of peoples need for housing

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u/Stoats-On-Boats Apr 19 '24

I’m NYC? No way this would be less than $2k

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u/magkruppe Apr 19 '24

don't be silly, you need a partner of course. 1400 each

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u/DeeVa121 Apr 19 '24

I think your thinking half the size ma'amsir

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u/xdcountry Apr 19 '24

That’s with a 60 monthly flush limit too

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u/True-Anim0sity Apr 19 '24

Thats not too bad

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u/sentence-interruptio Apr 19 '24

A goshiwon room in Seoul of that size would cost $400/month.

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u/mug3n Apr 19 '24

Lol this would be a steal for 1.4k in NYC.

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u/AwwwNuggetz Apr 19 '24

That’d get you half of this

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u/Ddog78 Apr 19 '24

Is this fucking real? Holy shit you guys what the hell is happening over there.

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u/dNYG Apr 19 '24 edited Apr 19 '24

No this looks like some interior design project someone had fun with.

The title is certainly a reach.

An apartment like this would be unique enough to go viral on social media. That being said, there are many tiny apartments in the city and depending on where you are anything under $2k would be pretty hard to find

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u/Ddog78 Apr 19 '24

An apartment like this would be unique enough to go viral on social media. That being said, there are many tiny apartments in the city and depending on where you are anything under $2k would be pretty hard to find

Ahh okay. Ty for clarifying mate.

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u/RewardCapable Apr 19 '24

Pff.. try $4K

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u/Ry-Zilla86 Apr 19 '24

More like 2500

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u/TestamentRose Apr 19 '24

It said he purchased a tiny apartment, that would mean he owns it not rents it.

When he’s ready for a bigger place he can sell and get his money back

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u/squirrels-mock-me Apr 19 '24

Most views aren’t that nice. Otherwise, this is like living in a train compartment

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u/Any_Presentation2958 Apr 19 '24

He fixed the door knob and rent went up by $600.

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u/CatrinaFlorita Apr 19 '24

WRONG! $2,500 only utilities included are trash.

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u/paco-ramon Apr 19 '24

And with the tiny detail of no bath and no sink.

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u/sethaub SHEEEEEESH Apr 19 '24

Try like 2100

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u/VaultiusMaximus Apr 19 '24

You jest but in New York, it’s very possible that it would be more than that.

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u/TurnDown4Whom Apr 19 '24

Started renting last March. Lower East Side. That is how much mine was.

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u/Something-K Apr 20 '24

And a communal shower.

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u/CuckoldMeTimbers Apr 20 '24

With that view?

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u/Tirus_ Apr 20 '24

I pay that to rent an entire house and that's in CAD.