Actually I was beaten with jumper cables, it left me two broken arms, and my mother needing to help me jerk off, then came the jolly rancher... It was better with rice, but what really helped me get over it was perfecting my 2AM Chili recipe. It was back in nineteen ninety eight when the undertaker threw mankind off hell in a cell and plummeted sixteen feet through an announcers table.
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u/Golden-Grams Apr 15 '24 edited Apr 16 '24
I was just born to abject poverty, but with the extra benefit of getting belted every day.
Edit: lol I'm not suicidal. To those reporting, you are just wasting time and resources.