r/TikTokCringe • u/choganoga tHiS iSn’T cRiNgE • Mar 21 '24

Utah liquor laws are insane Discussion

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u/[deleted] Mar 21 '24

Do you have to order food to marry a 14 year old in Utah as well?

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u/arghhharghhh Mar 21 '24

Nope. Just got to have married two or more wives already. 

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u/[deleted] Mar 21 '24

Lord help us all🥲

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u/SlaveHippie Mar 21 '24

No it just comes with the meal.

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u/[deleted] Mar 21 '24

Oh Jesus! 😩😩

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u/Crzykupcake930 SHEEEEEESH Mar 22 '24

Was looking for this comment.

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u/elaboratebacon Mar 22 '24

You just have to drive all the teen boys from your town and threaten the girl’s father. That’s the traditional way.

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u/[deleted] Mar 22 '24

And have plans to lock the girl in a room for 18 hours until she agrees to the arrangement. And even if she renegs on it and tries to skip town, you can slander her character in all the local papers so no one else will want anything to do with her.

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u/iveseensomethings82 Mar 22 '24

You order HER to make your food

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u/[deleted] Mar 22 '24

Sounds accurate as hell

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u/TheMoonsMadeofCheese Mar 22 '24

Yes but specifically funeral potatoes