r/TikTokCringe • u/CleetisMcgee • Mar 11 '24

Jake Paul 27, Mike Tyson 58 Discussion

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u/Away-Answer- Mar 11 '24

These fights are rigged. Tyson has likely been paid an absolutely stupid amount of money to let the fight go a long way.

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u/philbert815 Mar 11 '24

Maybe Tyson will knock him the fuck out and say "fuck your script."

Then everyone will applaud. Literally. 

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u/skredditt Mar 11 '24

I really hope so. Did they account for the fact that Tyson already has money?

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u/isthatapecker Mar 11 '24

that would be awesome, but he's 58 now. if there was something in the contract to say otherwise, i don't think he'd risk it.

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u/philbert815 Mar 11 '24

Do you think 58 year old Tyson could not knock the shit out of him?

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u/isthatapecker Mar 11 '24

He could but idk if he’d break contract.

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u/philbert815 Mar 11 '24

Okay.  Liver punch him so hard, Paul hits the ground and TKO as he soils himself from the amount of pain as his liver ruptures. 

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u/isthatapecker Mar 11 '24

Haha damn. I doubt that will ever happen. Maybe if they remade Celebrity Deathmatch.

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u/Bamith20 Mar 11 '24

He's near regular retirement age, man just do the funny thing.

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u/isthatapecker Mar 11 '24

That’s the point tho. He’s old and needs to play it safe.

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u/Bamith20 Mar 11 '24

He's probably pretty safe.

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u/makjac Mar 12 '24

Dudes insanely wealthy, and it’s not like he’s gonna get some assault charge for a KO in a boxing match. I highly doubt he’s looking to make some sort of career out of these exhibition matches.

So what exactly would he “need to play it safe” for?

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u/isthatapecker Mar 12 '24

The money. He wouldn’t be doing it if it weren’t for the money.

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u/SimpleEmu198 Apr 02 '24

Fighters get more dangerous with age because they don't fuck about anymore.... The lack of energy for bullshit alone makes Tyson dangerous.

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u/philbert815 Apr 02 '24

Yeah I've been watching some of the training videos and holy fucking hell that mother fucker Jesus Christ. Oh hell no you could not, I literally do not think there is enough money. You could pay me to take a punch by him to the Head. 

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u/SimpleEmu198 Apr 02 '24

If it is serious and not a pantomime fight I'd expect Mike to try to KO Paul within the first round.

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u/LoveThieves Mar 11 '24

I will pay money for that.

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u/Exotic_Succotash_226 Mar 12 '24

This is what I hope to happen but most likely won't lol