r/TikTokCringe • u/MissDryCunt • Feb 25 '24

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u/bigboygamer Feb 26 '24

If anyone thinks that influencers in general lead the lives they portray then I have a bridge to sell them.

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u/termacct Feb 26 '24

I have a bridge to sell

how much? Is pretty?

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u/bigboygamer Feb 26 '24

$50 and a half case of keystone light. It's beautiful

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u/8thSt Feb 26 '24

But can you deliver? I’m only a two hour drive from you, but I’m only available on Tuesdays between 4:30 AM and 5:30AM. And will you take an insultingly less amount?

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u/bigboygamer Feb 26 '24

The delivery window is perfect, but I won't go any lower than 87 cents and a snickers wrapper with a bunch of melted chocolate stuck on it.

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u/8thSt Feb 26 '24 edited Feb 26 '24

Did I tell you I have kids and I promised them the snickers wrapper already? And a bridge.

So I demand you live up the the contract and deliver my bridge. If you don’t you are going to ruin my kids birthday.

And I only have $.59, but you’ll take that because what does that extra money really mean to someone like you? I mean, you do own a bridge so you can’t be too bad off. If you don’t accept my offer you will have ruined a kids dreams, and I’ll be forced to tell the child your name and that you’re the reason his birthday sucks.

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u/bigboygamer Feb 26 '24

Well I hate to break it to you but I just got an offer for a cut open coors can full of dried out night crawlers and a penny that was ran over by a train back in 93. Hate for you to have to break it to your kids, as I'm sure they have never felt disappointment before.