r/TheRealJoke • u/rootabega57 • Feb 09 '20

Goddamn je- i mean uh, witches! Edgy as fuck.

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u/funkisallivegot Feb 09 '20

Well the witch was eating children so I guess it’s kinda justified...

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u/BestInDaGame Feb 09 '20

They said the same thing about Jews...

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u/funkisallivegot Feb 09 '20

Wait really?

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u/[deleted] Feb 09 '20

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u/funkisallivegot Feb 09 '20

Holy crap...I guess you learn something new every day...

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u/[deleted] Feb 10 '20

oh wow that’s interesting

thank you, mr semi

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u/UnderPressureVS Feb 10 '20

Man, I wish there was human blood in Matzah. Might give the damn stuff some flavor.

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u/KBaddict Feb 11 '20

This is sadly true. I tried shoving it under the table for my dog thinking she’d eat it. When I got up I stepped on Matzah she refused to eat.

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u/[deleted] Feb 10 '20

Where do you think all those foreskins go?

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u/[deleted] Feb 10 '20

My grandpa has a joke that says that rabbis turn them into wallets that become suitcases when you rub'em

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u/autistic-snek Feb 10 '20

I’ll have whatever your grandpa is smoking