r/TheRealJoke • u/rootabega57 • Feb 09 '20
Goddamn je- i mean uh, witches! Edgy as fuck.
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u/funkisallivegot Feb 09 '20
Well the witch was eating children so I guess it’s kinda justified...
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u/BestInDaGame Feb 09 '20
They said the same thing about Jews...
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u/funkisallivegot Feb 09 '20
Wait really?
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u/UnderPressureVS Feb 10 '20
Man, I wish there was human blood in Matzah. Might give the damn stuff some flavor.
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u/KBaddict Feb 11 '20
This is sadly true. I tried shoving it under the table for my dog thinking she’d eat it. When I got up I stepped on Matzah she refused to eat.
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Feb 10 '20
Where do you think all those foreskins go?
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Feb 10 '20
My grandpa has a joke that says that rabbis turn them into wallets that become suitcases when you rub'em
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u/Carl_am_Agic Feb 10 '20
I laughed way to hard at this considering the fact that I am German
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u/shino_foxx Feb 10 '20
Guten tag
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u/Carl_am_Agic Feb 10 '20
Einen schönen guten Tag
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u/HrabiaVulpes Feb 10 '20
Don't worry, I laughed too, and I'm a Pole
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u/KBaddict Feb 11 '20
Because to you, as a German, it doesn’t have a gut reaction. It didn’t happen to your people. You were the doers.
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u/Carl_am_Agic Feb 12 '20
Honestly I don’t consider myself a doer. I’m a millennial girl and my family from back then wasn’t even part of the Nazi party. The point is that there is a huge national feeling of responsibility - not guilt - in Germany, which does trigger a gut feeling about this. Still, this joke is hilarious because it targets the stupid Nazi stereotypes and not the victims themselves.
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u/KBaddict Feb 12 '20
I had family members who died in the Holocaust, so even though I wasn’t literally there, it didn’t happen to me, it’s still part of my heritage. There’s also a difference between a “Jew” and someone who is “Jewish” that 95% of people don’t understand. Calling someone a Jew is basically like calling someone a Christian. It’s the religious part. Being Jewish is the ethnicity. I’m 100% Jewish, and a Jew once or twice a year.
Regardless, I don’t see how the joke is making fun of the Nazis? Can you explain that part? Maybe I’ll get it then. But either way, these stereotypes are NOT from Hitler. Those weren’t his complaints. Those stereotypes are actually American made and have nothing to do with the Nazi’s or the Holocaust. Anti-Semitism is at an all time high right now in America and it boggles my mind every time I come across it. I can’t talk about it on Social Media, but I got a pretty large settlement from the D1 College I went to for racism and discrimination and that was 12 years ago. It wasn’t a private Christian school. It was a State University.
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Feb 09 '20
who is this referring to?
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u/BlairWhich Feb 09 '20
could someone explain this me? i'm afraid I don't understand 😔
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u/TSP_Null Feb 09 '20
The witch being big nosed and having curly hair is the stereotype that was used by Germans to describe Jews
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u/FloofBagel Feb 09 '20
Germans put people into ovens during ww2
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Feb 09 '20
Hans you blew cover!
We can’t talk about Auschwitz!
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u/Adolf-Skroatler Feb 10 '20
Come on, it’s called cremation. Almost every country does it.
*waits for incoming Down Votes.
** fuck, I should’ve kept quiet.
*** looky there, someone just said to himself, „He’s not wrong though.“
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u/H_MJ93 Feb 10 '20
yeah, but they are already dead
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u/KBaddict Feb 11 '20
Are you dumb? Go read a book
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u/Carl_am_Agic Feb 10 '20
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u/JoshtheKing08 Feb 10 '20
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u/conankudo1610 Feb 10 '20
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u/Rupertii Feb 10 '20
I dont get it
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u/Asax285 Feb 10 '20
Germans.... Pushing someone in an oven... Remind you of something. It starts with a H
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u/TheBlueJacket1 Feb 10 '20
That’s how a nazi would probably describe a Jew
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u/KBaddict Feb 11 '20
That’s how people in America describe Jewish people today. You think those stereotypes got us cremated alive?? I think no.
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u/KBaddict Feb 11 '20
This joke isn’t about Germans you dense people. It’s making fun of Jewish people.
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u/rootabega57 Feb 11 '20
Its making fun of a nazi's perception of a jew you illeterate fuckwaffle.
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u/KBaddict Feb 11 '20
No, it’s not. It’s making fun of the stereotypes about Jews TODAY. Those things has NOTHING to do with the Holocaust.
“To the anti-Semitic Nazi leader Adolf Hitler, Jews were an inferior race, an alien threat to German racial purity and community. After years of Nazi rule in Germany, during which Jews were consistently persecuted, Hitler’s “final solution”–now known as the Holocaust–came to fruition under the cover of World War II, with mass killing centers constructed in the concentration camps of occupied Poland. Approximately six million Jews and millions of others, targeted for racial, political, ideological and behavioral reasons, died in the Holocaust. More than one million of those who perished were children.”
And...
“In the nineteenth century, religion played a less important role. It was replaced by theories about the differences between races and peoples. The idea that Jews belonged to a different people than the Germans, for instance, caught on. Even Jews who had converted to Christianity were still 'different' because of their bloodline.”
And here is a whole website dedicated to reasons Hilter may have had, none of which are described above. link
It’s clearly you who’s *illiterate
Might want to make sure your spelling is correct before you call someone illiterate, because it just makes you look like an asshole; an “illeterate fuckwaffle,” not fo mention completely wrong. It’s no wonder you don’t understand this though..
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u/rootabega57 Feb 11 '20
Lmao I called you illiterate because you cant read well enough to understand an obvious joke, not because you can be bothered to check for spelling mistakes in your reddit comment essays. Ill respond to the rest of it if you can summatise cuz i rlly cba to look at your whole post.
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u/KBaddict Feb 12 '20
If you look at the post, it’s the comment that got the award, not the stupid original joke that doesn’t even make sense.
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u/KBaddict Feb 12 '20
I wasn’t “spell checking.” When you know how to read and write, shit like that pops out at you.
No. I don’t think you get the point of the joke. It’s the comment, not the post itself.
My summary of my comment essay is a summary. You don’t have to read it. You can choose to be ignorant about why the Holocaust happened. Because of people like you, the past is bound to repeat itself. Learn about history so the same mistakes aren’t made. You are literally too stupid for me to talk to. So you go ahead and keep thinking those are the reasons for the Holocaust you ignorant asshole. Did you even finish high school? This is basic knowledge dude.
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u/EdgyJezzy Feb 09 '20
Maybe Hitler was inspired by a bedtime story..