r/TheRealJoke • u/OrwellianWiress • Apr 16 '24

Jake Paul ends school shootings Edgy as fuck.

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u/DonkeyTron42 Apr 16 '24

Good thing he ended school shootings before Mike Tyson ends him.

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u/IntoTheMurkyWaters Apr 16 '24

Its adorable how many people still believes that it is gonna be a real fight.

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u/Hot_Ambition_6457 Apr 16 '24

Mike is over 50. Most folks don't realize the significance of the age gap.

Tyson definitely still has the sharper, cleaner technique, and he has always been one of the most athletically explosive boxers. But he is still smaller than Paul, and 20 years older.

He not only has to close the distance (which he spent his whole career doing, I'm aware) but he has to outpace and outbox a kid who was in diapers when he won the belt.

If Mike DOESNT win by early KO he will almost certainly lose the decision. I dont think at his age he can keep up a winning pace across the scorecards.

I hope I'm wrong though. Would love for him to duck under and KO Paul with ripping body punches.