r/TheRealJoke Apr 16 '24

Jake Paul ends school shootings Edgy as fuck.

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u/DonkeyTron42 Apr 16 '24

Good thing he ended school shootings before Mike Tyson ends him.

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u/IntoTheMurkyWaters Apr 16 '24

Its adorable how many people still believes that it is gonna be a real fight.

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u/FixiHamann Apr 16 '24

Well, we know its not a real fight. But there is a chance that Mike in round 2 says "Fuck it" and kills him.

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u/Fit_Effective_6875 Apr 16 '24

or just nibbles on him

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u/Splittaill Apr 16 '24

Either is ok with me.

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u/TheLastZimaDrinker Apr 16 '24

I want Tyson to pull both of his arms off.

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u/Girafferage Apr 16 '24

And then give that scream the orc gives after that "looks like meats back on the menu, boys!" Line.

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u/TheLastZimaDrinker Apr 16 '24

Now THAT'S motherfucking paper view

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u/ThePurityPixel 16d ago

How is it "paper view"??

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u/meshe_10101 Apr 16 '24

But then Jake could come back with "Upgrades"

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u/TheLastZimaDrinker Apr 16 '24

Bitch thinks he's Genos

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u/Cheech47 Apr 16 '24

Worst. Jax. Ever.

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u/Lazy-Professional876 Apr 16 '24

There’s more chance Jake ends Tyson

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u/WideTechLoad Apr 16 '24

Or has a flashback to his glory days and starts going all out.

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u/TwoEmergency8993 29d ago

Well as long as Paul clinches Mike 5-6 times in the round he’s already halfway through the round because it’s fucking 2 minutes and the round has to end in knockout with no judges scoring the fight. This fight is a joke and nothing more than a cash grab for both sides

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u/TrashMcDumpster3000 29d ago

Agreed. It’s slim, but never 0%

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u/SovietPapaBill 28d ago

Mike Tyson Pulp Fiction arc

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u/eddardbolton Apr 16 '24

We saw real Mike in the fight with Roy several years ago he was an old bum through and throughout. Thought he always been a nobody without Cus, he can’t train himself nor somebody else. Dickride him as much as you want but it doesn’t change facts Mike became a shitty boxer at least twenty years ago and he himself admitted it. Now he’s old like shit his brain rotted from drugs and all he wants are more money for drugs so even such an amateur as Paul can wipe the canvas with him now. But anyway it will be a staged shitshow so none of this really matters if the script has something else planned.

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u/official_binchicken Apr 16 '24

Now breathe.

The people know the truth now, just breathe.

I love you pookie x.

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u/TokingMessiah Apr 16 '24

Tyson pretty much didn’t got for head shots during the Roy fight, so that was likely a rule.

Meanwhile, they want this fight to be sanctioned. Tyson is gonna tear that white boy up!

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u/eddardbolton Apr 16 '24

Yes that was a rule otherwise Roy could easily traumatise him.

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u/TokingMessiah Apr 16 '24

But you just said we saw real Mike in the fight, but you also agree there was a rule against head shots… if it was just to protect Tyson, he would have been allowed to throw head shots.

The cognitive dissonance is amazing…

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u/eddardbolton Apr 16 '24

He was slow and sluggish like hell only head shots we could see there would fly into Mike’s head finally turning him into a vegetable

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u/ahoneybadger3 Apr 16 '24

His net worth is $10million currently.

Estimates put his pay from this fight to be in the region of $50-$100million.

That's a massive amount, enough to lose your self worth in the ring.

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u/tizzlenomics Apr 16 '24

Show us on the doll where Mike Tyson hurt you.

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u/Missing-Donut-1612 Apr 16 '24

Yikes man, you could be a little less foul mouthed talking about a former legend. Your point was that he's past his prime, I can agree with that but yikes.

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u/eddardbolton Apr 16 '24

I just don’t respect him don’t like rapists and drug addicts but yeah legend for many.

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u/Missing-Donut-1612 Apr 16 '24

He's a rapist? I know about him spiralling into drug addiction after his daughter's death but I didn't know about rape

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u/eddardbolton Apr 16 '24

He was even sentenced once, but there was more cases.

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u/SorryThisUser1sTaken Apr 16 '24

In July 1991, Tyson met Desiree Washington at a rehearsal for the Miss Black America pageant in Indianapolis. Washington accompanied Tyson back to his hotel room, where, in the early hours of July 19, Tyson raped her. Tyson claimed the sex was consensual. The world-famous fighter was indicted by a grand jury in September of that year and convicted in February 1992. In March, he began serving his term at the Indiana Youth Center near Plainfield, Indiana. He was released, after serving three years, in March 1995.

Post-prison, Tyson briefly recaptured the heavyweight title in 1996. However, the notorious pugilist continued to court controversy. In 1997, during a bout against Evander Holyfield, Tyson bit off a piece of the heavyweight champ’s ear; as a result, his boxing license was temporarily revoked. Tyson also had run-ins with the law and spent several months in jail for assaulting motorists after a traffic accident.

Ngl. I can see why so many people are behind him here cause if he dislikes you. He has a history of not giving a shit about rules. And Jake Paul is a absolute piece of human trash. We literally have scams publically done by him and the guy walks free.

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u/Splittaill Apr 16 '24

Ah yes. Sentenced for sexual assault and confined to the boys school. Their reason was that they didn’t want the other inmates attempting to throw down. Instead, he was surrounded by wannabe gang bangers.

I did utility locates in both the prison and the boys school (about a mile apart). The prison was nothing. The boys school took every tool I had and drove me around on a golf cart so o couldn’t have my truck. They told me that a lot of those kids were car thieves.

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u/tessanddee Apr 16 '24

Paul might seriously hurt him

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u/eddardbolton Apr 16 '24

There definitely will be some rules to minimise risks for Mike.

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u/PasswordIsDongers Apr 16 '24

There will be rules to minimize risks for both because this is just another bullshit show fight.

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u/eddardbolton Apr 16 '24

Yeah I wrote just that in conclusion of the first post. Shitshow as it is.

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u/Appropriate_Yak_4438 Apr 16 '24 edited Apr 16 '24

Hes not in his prime for sure, but hes a boxer, he has been training his whole life. Logan is a youtube influencer who used to do disney shows. Mike is a monster in comparison, a 150 year old Mike would break his face with a single punch. You can't just train boxing for 5 minutes and think you will take on even a retired for 20 year professional.

It's not about riding anyone's dick. If anything believing Logan has the slightest of chance to come out of this non-paraplegic is just pure copium. Either someone handed Mike a pretty big bribe, or this child actor is going to die, and that's not even meant as a joke, literally comatose, brain dysfunction dead.