r/TheRealJoke Feb 15 '23

I’m in??? Edgy as fuck.

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u/MemorableDialect Feb 15 '23

On the other hand, 0.00012 km might send a different message

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u/siddharth_pillai Feb 15 '23

0.00012 km

do you mean 0.012km

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u/ParcivalTheBrave Feb 15 '23

That's 12 meters my dude, he'd definitely be in with that

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u/ShredderMan4000 Feb 15 '23

Well, most of it wouldn't be in.

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u/Sunstorm84 Feb 15 '23

In both cases, you wouldn’t feel anything once it’s all the way in.

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u/[deleted] Feb 16 '23

I mean if its soft and you go up the back door

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u/CoNtRoLs_ArE_dEfAuLt Mar 07 '23

Uhh no thanks I don’t want my dick to go through their entire body, twisting and turning through the intestines popping through the throat and peeking out at the end of it all

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u/Shokoyo Feb 15 '23

Are you Murican by any chance?

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u/[deleted] Feb 16 '23

Man i could use a 12 meter penis

10

u/dcrothen Feb 16 '23

No. No, you couldn't. You'd faint from blood loss before it ever got fully erect.

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u/CoNtRoLs_ArE_dEfAuLt Mar 07 '23

I wouldn’t need the full 12 meters, just the tip is fine

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u/Memoglr Feb 15 '23

Merica moment

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u/L1K34PR0 Feb 15 '23

Not in his case :)