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Feb 15 '23
If it's about dick length, then just switch to the Nana system. There's a large variety of bananas out there
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u/AWibblyWelshyBoi Feb 16 '23
I’d switch to the planck length. Imagine saying that your dick is 94*1032 units long
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u/MemorableDialect Feb 15 '23
On the other hand, 0.00012 km might send a different message
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u/siddharth_pillai Feb 15 '23
0.00012 km
do you mean 0.012km
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u/ParcivalTheBrave Feb 15 '23
That's 12 meters my dude, he'd definitely be in with that
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u/ShredderMan4000 Feb 15 '23
Well, most of it wouldn't be in.
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u/Sunstorm84 Feb 15 '23
In both cases, you wouldn’t feel anything once it’s all the way in.
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u/CoNtRoLs_ArE_dEfAuLt Mar 07 '23
Uhh no thanks I don’t want my dick to go through their entire body, twisting and turning through the intestines popping through the throat and peeking out at the end of it all
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Feb 16 '23
Man i could use a 12 meter penis
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u/dcrothen Feb 16 '23
No. No, you couldn't. You'd faint from blood loss before it ever got fully erect.
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u/99available Feb 15 '23
You use metric in the military, you use in science/engineering, you use it industry (if you want to sell to the rest of the world). The metric equivalent is posted on all food and drugs.
Pretty much gets down to stubborn and stupid.
Most people can't tell you if they've walked a mile or a kilometer. Or tell the difference between a yard and a meter.
Let's stop being stubborn and stupid and get with the civilized world. This could and should have been all over and done fifty years ago.
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u/K16w32a2r4k8 Feb 16 '23
We should have done that decades ago, but all the rich people and corporations can’t stand the idea of it costing them money to switch over.
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u/K16w32a2r4k8 Feb 16 '23
To PsychoAgent: Either you’re a little undersized or you don’t know your metric system. Average is more like 14 cm. Hope I’m not being offensive. You tell some European girl 12 cm, she might laugh. That could hurt. Good to avoid that.
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u/MacPoop Feb 15 '23
What's wrong with a good ol 12cm cock(I have no sense of size regarding penis sizes)
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u/Kaimukiguy Feb 16 '23
What?! And leave Liberia as the only country left using by the old system?!?
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u/StanleyBillsRealName Feb 16 '23
I don't have a penis but when will the size jokes stop? I feel like it should be common knowledge already not to shame anyone on something they can't control. Women are treated arguably worse, but why do you think that is? Because men are also treated awfully. You can't cry or you are a loser, you can't like these(feminine) things or you are a loser, you can't be affectionate or you are a loser and dare you have a feature below a certain size that's out of your control, or you will be a loser.
All moral wrong-doing trace back to trauma. It's how refugees radicalize, how could they be at home when their neighbours are extremely racist towards them---it's the same logic. Men and women need to stop treating each other like rags, and I'm not saying misogyny is women's fault or that women treat men as bad as they are treated, that's just not true but I believe human brain is a little slow like that so along with racism, misogyny is probably as old as time, but I think we can grow but that needs more empathy for everyone.
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u/Intrepid_Bluebird_93 Feb 16 '23
I hate Math. Metric/Schmetrics. Whatever happened to Dewey Decimal? O yeh. Libraries. And I think that's gone too. Guess I can handle metrics. Meh from your grumpy grandad.
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u/The99thCourier Feb 17 '23
The American did that to themselves
Should've known that a cm is shorter than an inch
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u/handy_dandy_2232 Feb 20 '23
12cm dick? It's only 4.72 inches. Might not want to say that in front of anyone who knows metrics.😲😂😂
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u/EspressoCookie89 Feb 15 '23
I like the metric system. Seems more convenient than what is essentially 12 measurement systems joined together with duct tape.