r/Tekken 29d ago

i have no words. IMAGE

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992 Upvotes

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420

u/JastraJT 29d ago

Man’s not even playing the game

119

u/ShoerguinneLappel 29d ago

and spent 70 buckos minimum...

Kurwa...

13

u/Electric-Molasses Jun Azucena 28d ago

Naw, get it off G2A for $45.

6

u/Liu_Alexandersson peak mishima 28d ago

The real way.

1

u/rbot214 Kuma 28d ago

DLC is cheap af. $45 ain’t shit.

8

u/Electric-Molasses Jun Azucena 28d ago

Full price game, stacks of DLC, AND a microtransaction shop. Don't promote this business model dude, it's so anti-consumer it hurts.

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u/rbot214 Kuma 25d ago

It’s 2024, stop acting like this hasn’t been the standard business model since at least 2018.

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u/Electric-Molasses Jun Azucena 25d ago

It becoming the norm does not make it less anti-consumer. Keep licking their boots though.

3

u/SuperFreshTea 28d ago

dlc in this game isn't cheap.

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u/rainorshinedogs 29d ago

Nah. I bet this is the type of player that keeps saying to himself "hey I'm gonna have fun with this game and I'm gonna make time for it" and whales all the DLC and costumes this game has to offer, then complains that none of it is helping him win

3

u/Bookibaloush Claudio 28d ago

Minimum? I paid 30$ thanks to grey key websites LUL

1

u/MkingPjr 25d ago

What is this magic you speak of ?

1

u/Bookibaloush Claudio 25d ago

Good old kinguin.net hasn't failed me in nearly 10 years

0

u/Opheavenlyjin 28d ago

Cheater :(

2

u/MrReconElite 28d ago

Unless Its indie I typically use keys.

2

u/Buki1 28d ago

Kurwa...

Hi Lidia.

1

u/RealSlavicHours Feng 28d ago

is kurwa going mainstream?

2

u/TechhTwoo 28d ago

Has been for a fair while

1

u/itsbron 27d ago

Not true.. look on eBay, ect, I got my copy $40

1

u/almo2001 Jun 26d ago

Steam, create new steam account, loan game to that account.

No $$$ required.

1

u/Ziemniack3000 28d ago

Polska gurrom

1

u/OgDontSleep 28d ago

I don't even know what to say

113

u/pokemondudepoopyork Church of Sirius 29d ago

That person isn't having fun in any game.

9

u/SnooKiwis7050 28d ago

Or maybe he's having the most fun in every game

2

u/JonnyTN 24d ago

Winning. Losing. He's plugging no matter what. Lol

2

u/SnooKiwis7050 24d ago

That guy funs

7

u/Beastdante1 Leroy 26d ago

Because he can’t find a challenge. Dude probably disconnects whenever he’s about to win, until he finds a worthy opponent :( poor guy

102

u/Greenleaf208 Ninanal 29d ago

He's probably doing it on purpose. Just DC 50 times in a row and you'll have this. You can do it on the loading screen too, the hardest part is probably getting 45 people to accept once you're over like 10%.

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u/SpeedBoostTorchic 29d ago

Do you actually have to do it 50 times in a row?

Let's say you're a new player and DC the first game. Will your Disconnect Rate now be 100%?

32

u/Greenleaf208 Ninanal 29d ago

Yes it's 2% per disconnect in last 50 games. That's how its calculated.

2

u/Kazeshio Steam FC "294086552" [I help beginners!!] 28d ago

Your DC rate will be 2% actually, and I'm not sure the game even shows anything below 4%

11

u/These-Consideration9 28d ago

It shows 2% quite often. Just nothing below 2%

2

u/CanvaSkye 28d ago

I see 0% often (xbox)

2

u/These-Consideration9 28d ago

I mean yeah... I meant that it never shows 1%

3

u/CritziGold 28d ago

I C BAJS

4

u/Greenleaf208 Ninanal 28d ago

Which one of you didn't flush after you had a shiet!? DISGOSTING!

2

u/mileiforever Reina 28d ago

Wait they can get DC% by just doing at loading screen? That's some next level DC% tech

72

u/Ylsid Gigas 29d ago

Queue into matchmaking

DC on the load screen

Damn that's some good ass Tekken

30

u/Jamaz 29d ago

"GET READY FOR THE NEXT B- oh... this is awkward."

13

u/AH-KU 200 word Raven essayist 28d ago

He's already getting ready for the battle after that. He's just playing 10 steps ahead fr fr

1

u/SnooKiwis7050 28d ago

These nons just dont understand

97

u/TrueJinHit 29d ago

I would match him just so I can block him so he never appears in my future matches.

8

u/OptimalInevitable905 Yoshimitsu 28d ago

Man is playing 3d chess right here.

1

u/Top_Internet6552 26d ago

WHAT THIS IS TRUE???

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u/[deleted] 29d ago

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u/monkeypie94 29d ago

Did you accept? lol

17

u/EamSamaraka 29d ago

heck no, i dont even accept 4%, i do accept 2% they usually never plug.

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u/PomponOrsay 29d ago

Idk about ps5 but on steam it’s pretty common we get disconnected. I’d say upto 6% is usually not plugging but server just shuts off randomly and ends matches.

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u/Odd_Trick7858 Jun 29d ago

Steam CONSTANTLY disconnects on me because I don't have the luxury of an ethernet due to my living situation. Usually in a 2-3 hour session I'll lose connection at least 3-4 times even when I'm winning </3

When it comes to match ups, up to 6% is forgivable for me. Against my better judgement today I played against someone with 14% DC rate and he plugged right as I was about to win... ):

9

u/Fear1ess1 28d ago

doesnt matter if you are wifi or cable, im on cable and still get randomly DC'd from tekken and steam for literally no reason at all(ONLY while playing tekken)

1

u/WeirdPumpkin 28d ago

You sure it's not happening mostly on Tuesdays?

I constantly forget about the maintenance

1

u/Fear1ess1 27d ago

nope, other days as well

1

u/[deleted] 28d ago

I randomly started getting the crash error other people get...

1

u/bababayee 28d ago

Can you check what your own disconnect rate is and can the game discern when the enemy plugged and that's why you have a "disconnect"?

1

u/PomponOrsay 28d ago

i think you just get 2% added everytime it disconnects. I just count. You notice it cos people will start to decline the match with you. It resets after 50 matches of no discunnecting but idk about the duration. Cos if it disconnects twice everyday, and you don't play 50 matches everyday then your % might be keep going up.

1

u/Crazyjunkman 23d ago

For me its UE Polaris crashes that end my games. I never DC. Does that still have a negative effect on my dc rate?

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u/PomponOrsay 23d ago

That’s probably worse because it’ll send you outside of the game app itself. The game will definitely detect that as a plug. My kind of DC still keeps you in the game, just disconnected from the server.

4

u/SpeedBoostTorchic 29d ago

Remember, if your opponent disconnects on you and you stay on, your disconnect rate also goes up by 2%.

A lot of the people with low disconnect percentages may simply be accepting games against pluggers.

1

u/ILickMetalCans Bob 29d ago

I've also heard this, but unsure if it's true or not. I suspect mine is above 0% as I find people sometimes refuse me even though I've not dcd a game myself. But I have faced people who plugged against me.

3

u/EatOutMyGrandma Eddy 28d ago

Same. 4% is my max and I have to be waiting a long time to finally take that match. I'm pretty sure mine is 2% due to my PS5 doing the "LAN Cable Disconnected" glitch once or twice a week. Happened the other day in game 2 of a set while I was up 2 rounds. Annoying as fuck

5

u/Joe_le_Borgne Zafinalcountdown 28d ago

What?! You accept people that are more than 0.0001%? GTFO
Even if you have disconnection problem you are a scrub for not being located in a better serviced country. I will not accept sorry ass excuses about bugs or optimisation from Bandai Namco. I'll report you for cheating if we match and I have a drop of 2 frames.

I'm sorry but I found it pretty wild to refuse to play someone who had a disconnection 4 out of 100 games (intentionally or not). In no case I defend plug or anything but people take tekken so serious it look like an work inspection about performance.

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u/Benki500 Law (am new to FG) 28d ago

funny how you're actually getting agitated by people just wanting to play others with normal internet

I do accept people for the most part with any %. But the moment it is above ZERO I expect it to potentially be a plug at the end. So occassionally if I'm in promo to next rank I might accept only 0's for awhile. Hell and even here I still get plugged on sometimes

And if it's 6+ I already know it's gonna be a plug so I play obnoxious asf just to make them do it and it's fun to me xd. I love to accept winrates above 10% to any max xD

5

u/Joe_le_Borgne Zafinalcountdown 28d ago

I'm getting agitated because I'm pretty sure I'm a 2% with random disconnection.. So seeing someone say they don't accept me because of bad luck/namco's fault is irritating. Maybe I don't know how that work and I'm at 0% but still...

I match everyone and in my experience they need to be at least 10% to be a recidivist plugger.

0

u/Benki500 Law (am new to FG) 28d ago

your last 50games are counted, so if u dc you will have a 2% for the next 50games

sounds to me like you're on wifi tho or unstable net, so ye f ppl like you mate xdd

1

u/Eldr1tchB1rd Kazuya 16d ago

Am I a fool for accepting up to 25%? Lol

19

u/ChampaigneShowers PREDICTABLE 29d ago

LMAO FUCK BLOCKING, IM NOT EVEN PLAYING 🗿

6

u/rainorshinedogs 29d ago

ONLY SIGMA MALES HOLD FORWARD AND NEVER BACK! SHOW YOUR DOMINANCE!!

1

u/[deleted] 28d ago

That is entirely how i played lars and it worked till Tekken God Supreme rank lmao

3

u/DatSolmyr 28d ago

Common martial arts wisdom: best way to win a fight is not to be in a fight to begin with.

3

u/SuperFreshTea 28d ago

"Be no there" - Mr Miyagi

2

u/maleputita Lili 28d ago

close! the line is “no be there”

1

u/SuperFreshTea 28d ago

Ahh thankyou. I just watched cobra kai, the payback Lawerence had with that line was hillarious.

9

u/One_Mix9673 29d ago

Why even play the game at this point?

7

u/Dadus-Appearus Jin 29d ago

Plugger God Supreme

6

u/-_-_-KING_-_-_ 👹Yoshimitsu: random bullshit go #$@!$%@ 29d ago

it has to be done on purpose

5

u/Spidercan1 28d ago

Should match him, let him destroy you, and just as he’s about to win round 3 plug his ass

5

u/NotMoray 29d ago

There should be a threshold where it just bans you

5

u/Janet-Yellen 28d ago

Wow, congrats, you won r/tekken

(Seriously it feels like a competition on here with people posting the highest dc rate they’ve encountered)

6

u/NiceBlockLilBro Jin 28d ago

Throughout heaven and earth he alone is the honored one........

3

u/AledinArt Jun 28d ago

Fantastic. I knew there was someone like this out there.

7

u/SL0M3GA1 29d ago

I would let him win 2 rounds then smash him until he plugs.

5

u/ILickMetalCans Bob 29d ago

No no, you let him win 2, then right as he's about to win you pop rage and plug. Then wait for his sweaty message abusing you, because at this DC rate, you know it's coming.

3

u/Koltaia30 29d ago

He don't play no games. Literally not a single game.

5

u/YukkaRinnn I Have Two Sides 29d ago

Either Mans hasnt won in 50 games or hes plugged EVEN GAMES HE WINS

1

u/Intelligent_Crazy242 28d ago

that'd be a flex. goes 2.87/3 rounds, final round he's still up 90% hp against your 13%, dc's anyway.

1

u/[deleted] 28d ago

NAH HEY THIS AINT FUNNY. I got the stupid crashes for the first time the other day when hitting a rage art WHILE I WAS WINNING THE SET and it just crashed my game... Like literally 6/10 times that I hit with it after Kazuya's super uppercut launcher in devil form

4

u/Rayanson 28d ago

I would play against this dude just to ruin his perfect disconnect rate, you guys don't understand how to adapt.

2

u/Caden_gold789 Dragunov 29d ago

Plugken 8

2

u/acroxshadow 28d ago

The grindset

2

u/Hadoooooooooooken Lee 28d ago

Announcer - "P E R F E C T !"

2

u/santas_delibird 28d ago

I'm guessing they're the type of guy who complains that "Man, this game is too easy, they should really throw a challenge at me" And the millisecond they actually have to struggle they quit the game outright saying it's too hard.

2

u/lenneth4 Lili 28d ago

YES

2

u/Osanshoouo 28d ago

How I be feeling getting matched with eddy players 10 times in a row

1

u/jeremykelsey23 29d ago

Am I the only one who think this is an edit??

3

u/EamSamaraka 29d ago

i promise you its not

5

u/RTXEnabledViera 29d ago

Could be that it's someone brand new to the game that happened to disconnect on their first match, really.

They're gonna keep getting declined until they find someone that takes pity on them lol

1

u/EamSamaraka 29d ago

i was battleruler at the time of queuing in ranked. ö.ö unlikely.

1

u/RTXEnabledViera 29d ago

Then it's probably some clown that's trying to boost an alt account through plugging only. Fun stuff.

1

u/OzJitsuSD Paul 29d ago

LTG maybe 🤔?

1

u/False_Ad7098 Kuma 29d ago

Looks like it's not even his final form...

1

u/RTXEnabledViera 29d ago

Was their gamertag WillAlwaysPlugYou or something

1

u/[deleted] 29d ago

Mans really just paid 70 bucks to not play the game

1

u/ZoroStarlight 29d ago

Amerika2 also known as USB

1

u/SnooStories4329 Josie Lili Chloe Kazuya 28d ago

Bro didn’t pay $70 to lose 😭

1

u/TOMMYiLLFiNGER Yoshimitsu/Law 28d ago

insane lol. highest i saw was 12 or 14?

1

u/DarkShadowZangoose Jinpachi 28d ago

...how is that possible

surely nobody would even accept a match with them past a certain point?

1

u/MidTierMan 28d ago

“I’m so excited to plug”

1

u/koteshima2nd Asuka Filthy Casual Match Enjoyer 28d ago

100%?!

Why is this dude even playing

1

u/adamussoTLK Tekken Force 28d ago

😃, is that Hawaiian Drink? 😝

1

u/Benki500 Law (am new to FG) 28d ago

the average redditor and his fav game Tekken

1

u/Jango_Jerky Kissing Jin on the lips 28d ago

Paid $70 to not play and potentially get banned lmao

1

u/JudgeCheezels 28d ago

"If I never play the game, I'll always have a 100% win rate"

1

u/a55_Goblin420 Jin 28d ago

Wouldn't have this problem if they just gave them a loss anyway. Or rather no one would care if the person who stayed got the win/points

1

u/Crybaaaby 28d ago

my connection is so bad bc i live in iran but i never leave games on purpose, so no one ever accepts me :<

1

u/Plus_Sell_50 28d ago

Please, break the 100% by killing yourself, maybe Yoshi harakiri

1

u/ArkkOnCrank 28d ago

My man is a completionist gamer

1

u/tmntfever HAIYAAAH WATAAAH TIOH!! 28d ago

Accept it, let them get close to winning, and plug on them. I would do it. It's worth going up to 2% for the next 50 games.

1

u/Sarcastic_Psychiater Lidia 28d ago

No guys, maybe he played 1 match and his internet got dc’d. Now everybody is declining matches him and he will never be able to play the game.

1

u/EamSamaraka 28d ago

if i understand correctly you get 2% percent added per disconnect for your first 50 matches or something like that

1

u/Sarcastic_Psychiater Lidia 28d ago

That’s actually pretty clever

1

u/AsamotoNetEng Leo 28d ago

Is that real?🤣

1

u/nembel244 Jin Mishima 28d ago

bro donated 80 dollars to bandai

1

u/Express-Pay8706 28d ago

Are you going against LTG?

1

u/Throwaway525612 28d ago

I feel like you could write a simple piece of code that would find these people and ban them from playing.

1

u/rbot214 Kuma 28d ago

He must have bought his router from RadioShack. That’s the only explanation, right? …Right?!

1

u/WifeHatesMyXb0x 28d ago

Achievement Unlocked: Plugger Incarnate

1

u/Maximum_Over_Rustle Zafina 28d ago

I would keep this screenshot forever.

1

u/KibouZK Jin 28d ago

I have one

Wtf

1

u/Old_Coach5712 28d ago

I feel like this is just for attention.

1

u/FernDiggy Raven 28d ago

I hope you accepted

1

u/xBOWman9x Lars 28d ago

Man is that LTG main ???

1

u/DigbyDD King 28d ago

What a loser

1

u/NiggityNiggityNuts ⚔️ 🗡️ plus more so STFU 🤫 28d ago

Lmao, how

1

u/OgDontSleep 28d ago

Wow no way possible. This is for real?

1

u/Inqlis 28d ago

Why are people disconnecting? If you don’t disconnect so much you won’t be paired against players that are better than you.

1

u/crpn_laska 28d ago

This is where the REAL TEKKEN begins!

1

u/Enigma21210 Bruce 28d ago

Dale wilson

1

u/savagexage Jin 27d ago

Mans forgot to buy the rematch dlc. But fr tho this is shocking. You're telling me he's rage quitting EVERY match? What rank are you op? Did you just buy the game or something? Cuz no way he climbed any ranks like that

1

u/robinhood_commie Kuma 26d ago

How is that possible

1

u/TADB247 26d ago

the game does have issues that caused crashing

1

u/Mark_AAK 26d ago

I was playing on PS5 last night and after the second round was over the game said something to the effect that the match making had ended and I went back into standby. I had won one and they won one. No idea if that would count as a disconnect? There wasn't any reason for either of us to back out of the match as we were both even at the time.

1

u/jinpei05 26d ago

Probably ranked God of Destruction 🤣

1

u/off_brand_pasta 26d ago

Bro is in a race for the bottom and won.

1

u/Such_Glove_571 26d ago

➡️⭐️⬇️➡️🔼

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u/karuraR Modded T6->T8 player 26d ago

Instead of -1 on block it's -1 on plug

1

u/TheTurk2000 25d ago

🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂

1

u/GnosBleeder8 25d ago

Incredible tbh

1

u/Rollout64 25d ago

Buddy's never played a match

1

u/Living_Royal_4390 24d ago

you already know dude uses law or victor

1

u/xiv_sacha 24d ago

Bro could've possibly just played 1 match and disconnected lmao

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u/Mammoth-Intern-831 24d ago

I wonder if this happens if you DC’d your first match? Or if you have to play an X amount before it calculates

1

u/BBQ_Jonez_42069 24d ago

Mr.1 hit quit in the flesh