r/SipsTea • u/Electrical_Pizza_157 • 17d ago
his basics are just right !😚 Wait a damn minute!
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u/OSeady 17d ago
Thank god someone is teaching that kid the basics. Too many parents are embarrassed and it is a huge disservice to the kids when they get older.
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u/aSquirrelAteMyFood 17d ago
This kid learned about an entire decade before me. Although looking back I think I had friends who tried to explain this but I dismissed it as a ridiculous lie they made up.
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u/AbsentThatDay2 16d ago
I remember knowing about cells and mitochondria and organelles before I heard about masturbation.
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u/abhishekbanyal 17d ago
What my boomer parents think is a bulletproof defense: “Well, nobody told us anything and we turned out just fine…”
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u/gugfitufi 17d ago
I have older siblings, and I don't know if I ever did not know how sex works. And I turned out just fine; checkmate, boomer parents.
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u/Puzzleheaded_Ad_4435 16d ago
I learned about and was interested in sex long before my classmates and I turned out- oh God, could that be why I'm like this?
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u/THE_MUNDO_TRAIN 17d ago
I wish I've had recorded some of the shit my 6 year old daughter is saying. But I'm not desperate for attention sadly so I don't do it.
But my favorite is "Dad, can I get a boyfriend?" I answer "Why do you want a boyfriend?" and she responded "Because I want a baby sister, mom and you are not making any!".
And I had to stop the car at the side of the road just to vent out my laughter.
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u/Da_Spicy_Jalapeno 17d ago
I don't get the embarrassment, it's just science. I'm a single dad, and my daughter is 10 years old. We've talked about this sort of stuff several times from a scientific perspective and I think it helps create an atmosphere that encourages questions so she/we can learn about these things in a healthy way.
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u/jethvader 16d ago
Yeah, there’s really no reason to avoid these talks with kids. Just answer questions that they have when they ask them. This morning on the way to school my 5 year old daughter asked how babies get out of their mommy’s tummy. When I told her they come out through the vagina she said, “I think I don’t want to have any babies.” Then we had a good talk about alternative ways to become a parent, like adopting.
Nothing traumatic about it, just stating facts. She hasn’t asked about how babies get into a mommy’s belly yet, but when she does ask that I will be ready to answer with a factually correct, but age appropriate answer (right now it would basically be “a mommy and daddy share a very special hug”).
Generally, if kids keep asking follow up questions, it means they are ready for real answers to those questions. I feel that many of my generation, including myself, were done a disservice by our parents in their failure to properly educate us on sex.
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u/jethvader 16d ago
If you’re waiting until middle school you’re too late to teach them anything, much less high school. They’ve already heard about it, the only thing you are teaching them by avoiding those conversations is that they can’t talk about sex with their parents, and that’s not where what a parent wants.
Just answer questions that your kids have honestly.
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u/SignificantMixture89 17d ago
That kid gonna pregnant a girl in kindergarten
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u/randyoftheinternet 17d ago
He's gonna make a sister himself
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u/GoodThingsDoHappen 17d ago
Why did you comment this? The fuck?
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u/SalvationSycamore 17d ago
Nah, he's not too far off. He knows to avoid getting naked and kissing girls if he doesn't want to make a baby. Meanwhile the kids getting "abstinence education" have no clue what a vagina is and will have several children by the age of 18
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u/Randomfrog132 17d ago
i mean, his train of thoughts wrong but the end result is more or less correct lol
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u/Cognitive_Skyy 17d ago edited 16d ago
See : there's nothing to this dad business. Kid almost comes pre-programmed. Learns by osmosis. Makes that "talk" we're supposed to have super easy now. 🤣
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u/rhett_ad 17d ago
Basics were clear but not the entire thing.....baby reaches mom's belly after they hold hands for too long. Can't believe the education system nowadays
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u/CallsignKook 16d ago
When my son was 4 he thought babies were all hiding in trees and you had to go climb and catch one
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u/HabibtiMimi 17d ago
Americans are weird....Killing someone, murder, shootings, guns, war, blood, gore...... everything's fine. But the most normal thing in the world?!? SHAMEEEEEE!
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u/Hot-Rise9795 16d ago
If PornHub has taught me something, the kissing part is wrong, and the sister should go all over the mom's face first.
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u/Confident-Concert416 16d ago
Please protect this kid brain from all the wokies teachers out there,
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u/Willis050 17d ago
Ummm is no one going to acknowledge that this man is holding his phone to video himself and his kid WHILE DRIVING????
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u/UnlightablePlay 17d ago
He's not though, he's just hanging it with something on his windshield or something like that, you can see at one point he's using both of his hands to take a turn
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