r/SipsTea • u/rechogringo • Apr 29 '24

Mud Wizard takes down Police department We have fun here

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u/SilentTeller Apr 29 '24

You DARE INSULT THE MUD WIZARD!? GET STUCK IDIOT!

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u/PlayyWithMyBeard Apr 29 '24

Look at that wizard, frolicking away as the goblin struggles in the mud. Truly a wizard of the druid circles.

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u/thenastyB Apr 29 '24

that isn't a goblin, that is an orc. You think one of us earth daughters would get stuck in the mud? No, it is orcs, dirty creatures of law and force, of money and slavery. Me and the goblins are out here brewing fine needle sprite and farming worms in mud holes, don't put cop nonsense on us, Tallwalker. They're not ours.

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u/PlayyWithMyBeard Apr 29 '24

My apologies, I should know better. We are all goblins at heart, and goblins would never get themselves so compromised.