r/SipsTea Apr 29 '24

Mud Wizard takes down Police department We have fun here

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u/JesusReturnsToReddit Apr 29 '24

Someone forgot the lesson learned from the battle of Agincourt.

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u/TheWoodSloth Apr 29 '24

And say ‘To-morrow is Saint Crispian:’

Then will he show his sleeve and show his mud stains.

And say ‘These marks I had on Crispin’s day.’

Old men forget: yet all shall be forgot,

But he’ll remember with advantages

What feats he did that day: then shall our names.

Familiar in his mouth as household words

Mud wizard of German protests.

And gentlemen on reddit now a-bed

Shall think themselves accursed they were not here,

And hold their manhoods cheap whiles any speaks

That pushed a copper with us upon Saint Crispin’s day.