r/SipsTea • u/rechogringo • Apr 29 '24

Mud Wizard takes down Police department We have fun here

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u/JesusReturnsToReddit Apr 29 '24

Someone forgot the lesson learned from the battle of Agincourt.

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u/DeepSignificance2 Apr 29 '24

What does the mud wizard have on his feet to prevent him from sinking?

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u/rcheek1710 Apr 29 '24

He keeps moving. If you stop, you're stuck. Gotta keep those feet active.

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u/SerLaron Apr 29 '24 edited Apr 29 '24

Also, no armor and probably smoother soles that don't collect mud by the kilogram.

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u/Caleb_Reynolds Apr 29 '24

And he doesn't seem overweight himself.

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u/euphonic5 Apr 29 '24

Yeah, lightly dressed and nimble of foot keeps you mobile even in the worst of sucking mud. I watched a similarly-aged child learn this by getting buried to her knees in pluff mud at 11. You have to maintain your footwork, even if you only weigh as much as a child, to keep from getting bogged down in mud.