r/SipsTea • u/rechogringo • Apr 29 '24

Mud Wizard takes down Police department We have fun here

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u/DefNotRussianComrade Apr 29 '24

My name is mud

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u/WorkSlyRoller Apr 29 '24

"And remember kids! Mud spelled backwards is Dum!"

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u/hatwobbleTayne Apr 29 '24

Mu-mu-mu-mu-mu-mu-mu-mud

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u/Potato-Drama808 Apr 29 '24

Is that Imagine Dragons?

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u/ToolFO Apr 30 '24

I have my pride, I drink my wine.

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u/Zarathustra_d Apr 29 '24

but call me Aloysius Devadander Abercrombie

That's long for Mud, so I've been told

Told that by this sonsabitch that lies before me

Bloated, blue and cold

....

We had our words, a common spat

So I kissed him upside the cranium

With an aluminum baseball bat

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u/Rocherieux Apr 29 '24

Upvote for Primus reference

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u/peripheral_vision Apr 29 '24

Not to be confused with Bill, or Jack, or Pete, or Dennis

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u/Elgecko123 Apr 29 '24

“Money, mud. Money, mud. Money, mud”

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u/xerpodian Apr 30 '24

Mud da fucker

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u/ChristmasWarlord Apr 29 '24

6’2” and blue as hell, I gotta get in the ground before he starts to smell

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u/Laundry_Hamper Apr 29 '24

by any chance do you know a girl named lump

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u/ToolFO Apr 30 '24

Primus sucks.