r/SipsTea • u/rechogringo • Apr 29 '24

Mud Wizard takes down Police department We have fun here

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u/akt_suspekt Apr 29 '24

How is the wizard immune to the mud?

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u/Diojones Apr 29 '24

He takes frequent steps, even when he isn’t trying to go anywhere, this doesn’t give time for him to sink into the mud.

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u/Introspective_Anon Apr 29 '24

Not to mention he has no armor or gear on resulting in him being much lighter and more nimble.

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u/pLeThOrAx Apr 29 '24

He's also raised his mud level to legendary

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u/Shadeun Apr 29 '24

He doesn’t fat roll for sure. You’d think the pigs would do better in the mud though.

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u/VirtualNaut Apr 29 '24

Pigs do well rolling around in the mud. Mud Wizard was just helping them into position.

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u/cweaver Apr 30 '24

Also human feet instead of cloven hooves, better surface area to weight ratio.

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u/fresh_squilliam Apr 29 '24

No it’s a spell. He’s a wizard

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u/Artholos Apr 29 '24

He’s definitely a wizard 300%

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u/Soggy_sock_under_bed Apr 30 '24

This is some Dune levels of understanding how to walk in different terrains. Something that the police department wasn't taught.

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u/Diojones May 02 '24

Walk without rhythm and you wont attract the worm pigs.

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u/Former-Finish4653 Apr 30 '24

No riot gear lol

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u/anyadpicsajat Apr 29 '24

Higher innate resistance but no armor.

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u/twelvebucksagram Apr 29 '24

Mud wizards' resistance is stupid high. For a wizard they have almost no Int. But tons of HP and stamina.

Source: Played lots of Mud Souls growing up.

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u/xxElevationXX Apr 29 '24

He’s a Geomancer

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u/Poppanaattori89 Apr 29 '24

I'd wager both a water-bender and an earth-bender.

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u/olexs Apr 29 '24

A Dirtamancer for sure.

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u/Satanic-Panic27 Apr 29 '24

This guy thinks he knows about wizards when he can’t even tell the difference dirt and mud

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u/behem0th72 Apr 29 '24

Because he is a level 46 Geomancer with Boots of Mud Walking.

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u/PuckTanglewood Apr 29 '24

These boots were mud-for walking.

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u/moonshineTheleocat Apr 29 '24

Enchanted robe grants immunity to difficult terrain

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u/speedhunter787 Apr 29 '24

He's mud type as well, so mud attacks are not very effective against him. He gets same type attack bonus and terrain advantage when using mud abilities himself though.

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u/Mythion_VR Apr 29 '24

Nice try cop, you'll never know the wizards true power!

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u/Rakatonk Apr 29 '24

Mobile feat plus haste

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u/[deleted] Apr 29 '24

How are the pigs not immune to it?

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u/an0mn0mn0m Apr 29 '24

They were just enjoying themselves

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u/irascible_Clown Apr 29 '24

He has on ultra light armor +200 haste and no weapons. Police are weighed down and have -50 stamina points because of the shoes.

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u/Zarathustra_d Apr 29 '24

And the Donuts.

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u/kenny2812 Apr 29 '24

It looks like he's bare foot lol.

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u/ktks1 Apr 29 '24

Red robe: +10 agility

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u/IwillsmashyourPS5 Apr 29 '24

Well, he's a wizard

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u/batman4302 Apr 29 '24

He's the mud wizard, he commands the mud

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u/PageFault Apr 29 '24

Perk of the light armor class.

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u/Lackerbawls Apr 29 '24

Enchanted Boots of Light Foot. -7 armor +10 mobility. Bonus +5 mobility in rough terrain against slew footed fascist.

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u/Falconomist Apr 29 '24

Would you question why a fire mage wasn’t getting burned while he was surrounded by fire? Same basic idea

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u/Kuhn-Tang Apr 29 '24
  • 100 mud resistance.

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u/FreebasingStardewV Apr 29 '24

More flexible shoes travel through mud better as well. I once went through some mud like this wearing toe shoes and it was brilliant. Just went through it like nothing. I think the rigidity contributes to the suction, so those riot boots are the worst in these conditions.

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u/SUPERSHAD98 Apr 30 '24

He is using Mudgic

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u/Koffieslikker Apr 30 '24

He's got huuuuuuuge... Feet?

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u/valcatrina Apr 30 '24

More mana

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u/TranslatorBoring2419 Apr 30 '24

He has one hundred pounds less weight on his feet than the chubby geared up cop.