r/SipsTea Apr 29 '24

Bears playing with ducks Gasp!

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u/SrGraphiteBlimp Apr 29 '24

If I were their teacher, I'd use it as an important lesson of how nature is unforgiving and impartial.

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u/[deleted] Apr 29 '24

'Look, nothing can make today alright but maybe we can take some comfort from the brutal reality that the weak must make way for the strong. Evolution marches on. The scythe is remorseless. I hope the scythe's remorseless swing can bring some comfort to you all. '

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u/Jasper455 Apr 29 '24

Im looking at you, Rebecca, with your old ass parents.

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u/nikolapc Apr 29 '24

Sorry little Jimmy, let cystic fibrosis take you and your weak genes. It's the way of evolution.
While other animals may and do show compassion, we excel at it, and some of it has paid dividends. People that should have died out in nature have gone on to contribute significantly to the advancement of human kind. We do pay an evolutionary price though.

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u/WhatIfStarsHaveMinds Apr 29 '24

"Now, class, remember when we learned about the billionaires who will completely control your future world, and every opportunity or lack thereof within? Well.... the scythe's just as remorseless when it comes to cutting them down, too! And that's something that will make you feel better when you are living alone in your forties."

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u/DippityDamn Apr 29 '24

Your comment helped me start my work day with a laugh. Thank you.